If you’re ever feeling down, just remember you’re one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos :).

New tradition of mine is every other week I go to the movie theater for Mystery Movie Monday. Won't know anything until the movie actually starts.

Also these are people that don’t have a single tattoo on them.

Closest people in my life are saying that I’m crazy for wanting to get a tattoo artist (friend) for my party so my guests can get free flash tattoos. So tell me, am I crazy for that? What do you think?.

Came out top of my class yet still a bottom

just spent 1k on concert tickets and its not even in my town lol oops.

i wish i had a drone so i can show you guys a parking lot completely filled with teslas. 75% are cybertrucks.

After working two jobs, I don’t look bad at the end of the day

Due to gay, I am only talking to females for the month. Males and straightness will have to wait until next month 💅.

At the shop I was helping out a little girl and then she asked to take a picture with me because she said I looked cute 😭.

Update: bro was buying from another scalper and they got PISSED that they had to count over 200 bills because of me 💀.

Scalper needed his money for unrelated reasons so I gave the guy over $800 in 5 and 10 dollar bills scattered in a bag because I couldn’t get it in 1s 💅.

Now that i have no other event happening anytime soon, i can go back to socializing and playing games and just have a good time overall with no worry. still on that work grind but can take time off whenever i need it.

Tonight was one of the best nights ever 😭 more info when I get this tattoo done.

I've been anxiously waiting on my software engineering certificate so momma can frame it and tell me she's proud of me.

Pro tip don’t be a bridesmaid/groomsman 🤎

It’s Mr Popo’s 13th birthday say happy birthday to him or I will block you

Boss lady really just told me “show me your onlyfans and I’ll show you mine” 🧍‍♀️.

Don't prank me I'll cum :(.

i guess i still have a "communication issue" can you believe that?.

i did pretty well on my online 10 min website presentation considering my cat only bothered be twice and had an appearance once.