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Member of Parliament (@ChambreLux) for @Piratepartei 🚀 Builder of digital things that make life easy ✨ Making the world a better place, one byte at a time!

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Fun fact: You have more right to government information in Bulgaria than in Luxembourg. Let that sink in. 🤯 #FOIForAll.
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Luxembourg:.– Energy independence.– Green economy.– Innovation nation.Also Luxembourg:."Sorry, your solar panel needs a 9-month permit and a neighbor's notarized blessing." ☀️📝.
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Sven Clement
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Nothing says “open democracy” like refusing to answer parliamentary questions while insulting the person who asked them. Very transparent. Very chill. 😵💫🫠.
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Sven Clement
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🎮 "Games as a service".Yeah… a service where they serve you disappointment. 🍽️😭. Let’s stop the madness. 🖊️ Sign the EU petition & make sure games stay playable – even after shutdowns:.👉
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Imagine calling an MP a "populist" for defending union rights in the public sector. Democracy is not a roast battle. 🎤🔥🇱🇺.
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You know what's cooler than banking?.Owning part of the future of space resources. Luxembourg’s not betting on the next boom. We’re building it — asteroid by asteroid. 💫🪐.
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€420M for the green transition. Still can't get a bus from Ettelbruck to Esch without transferring through Mars. 🚌🪐.At least the emissions are offset by confusion.
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Reminder: ministers don’t get to opt out of democratic scrutiny just because they feel uncomfortable. This isn’t Netflix. You can’t just skip the hard episodes. 📺🛑.
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Imagine being an SME in Luxembourg. Gas prices skyrocket. Your rent's higher than your revenue. And the government's like:."Have you considered becoming carbon neutral?" 🌱💀.
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🌟 Individual interests alone won't sustain society. Sometimes we must act for others' benefit. That's not idealistic - it's how communities survive and thrive. #CommunityOverSelf #SocialContract.
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Luxembourg’s space sector, quite a flex tbh. → €256M strategy.→ 2–4% of GDP.→ SES buying Intelsat for $3.1B.We don’t have to aim for the stars — we’re pretty much already there 🌌🫡.
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Luxembourg:.– €420M for green transition ♻️.– €4.20 left in your wallet after paying your energy bill. 💁🏻♀️.
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Sven Clement
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While others talk about innovation, Luxembourg’s already in orbit. 🌍🛰️.€200M+ invested, 80+ space companies, and our own Space Campus coming in 2026. From land of banks to base for rockets. 🔥🇱🇺.
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Government to citizens: "Trust us" Citizens to government: "Show us" That's how democracy is SUPPOSED to work! 👥 #ShowUsTheReceipts.
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🎯 Small actions = big change: Like posts about transparency, ask politicians hard questions, share government contradictions. Democracy grows through participation!.
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Sven Clement
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Luxembourg went from “where?” to out there. 🛰️.30 years ago we had no space program. Now we’re writing the rules for asteroid mining. Small country. Big gravity. 💪🚀.
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🚸 Transport to matches used to be shared by parents. Now it's professionalized. But who cheers for the kids when parents aren't there? Community isn't just logistics. #ParentalPresence #CommunitySupport.
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🔍 Pro tip: When government says "documents don't exist" then suddenly they're "confidential," you know they're hiding something. We proved it in court!.
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Government credibility = ZERO. They literally claimed contracts didn't exist, then tried to hide them. What else are they lying about? #TransparencyNow.
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Sven Clement
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The government: “We are listening to citizens.”.— Luxembourgish political translation:.“You may now leave your concerns after the tone. Beep.”.#worldjokeday.
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