It’s been through the ringer, but to this day, this has got to be the greatest hat ever put out. @MatKerekes

How is Cordarrelle Patterson even on an NFL roster let alone getting the rock on a crucial 4th and 1

AFTERLIFE OUT NOW https://t.co/8xX9ifVrs6

Me & @denzelcurry Made a song Last Night that I can’t stop playin

Oh what I would do to have been at TSSF live at 924 Gilman

https://t.co/hrkG0XzeZh

Heated debat. What kind of glass is this?

Reason No. 5,285 pets are better than humans: They are so much easier to buy gifts for

Legit just saw a panhandler on the side of the road with a dog. His sign read “Ruff times.” I threw him a five spot for the pun alone

Siri is a cold hearted bitch. I say thank you when she sets me a reminder and she doesn’t even say you’re welcome

Is that so hahahaha

Aaaaand the sharks get another game handed to them

Game 1 isn’t even over yet and Isles fans are already bitching about officiating being in favor of the pens. Gtfo

Robert Kraft to be arrested in connection with an international human trafficking and prostitution scandal? What an organization the Patriots are..

Someone just described Beto's pizza as an over priced lunchable and now I don't think I can ever go back

Rick Astley was the first meme

There’s nothing more manly than searching around Home Depot for 30 minutes looking for something instead of just asking a worker

“Mahomes has roared back” After dumping a 1 yard pass to Kareem and he takes 25 yards to the house

Needless to say, I woke up right before the “I WON’T BE AROUND”

Had a dream last night I was at a @Handxguns concert and for some reason had to fill in for drums on “I Hope He Kills You.” Was really cool at first, then terrifying when I realized I’ve never played drums a day in my life.