@SouthShieldsFC Make this about a pardew style 18 year contract please 👌

54-year-old Doodle (in human years) looking to get back into the workforce. Resume highlights: expert ball fetcher, executive-level nap management, top-tier meeting cuddler. Anyone hiring for a Chief Happiness Officer? 🐾

After a 10-year stint, 457 games, 92 goals, 7 trophies, and 4 promotions, Robert Briggs will depart the club with immediate effect. #SSFC #AlwaysReady