RT @DisneyPixar: “Mend the bond. ” #Brave http://t.co/GYP15eKJ.

Wooooooooowwwww. You aree sooooo fake.

Trying to avoid shoe-wearing at all costs, to avoid ridiculous tan lines. #consofsummer.

You know what, fuck you. #overrated.

Fighting with my mom about my plans for the future. #ridiculous.

Arguing with my mom about the length of my shorts. Who are you the shorts police? #NoSoGoFuckYourself.

I hope my mom plans on helping me pay for this shit. #moocher.

Seven people have called me just this morning. I didn't realize I had that many friends.

You could have made that decision yourself #smh #thisbitch #unneccessary.