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crispy vids worldwide // // // business: socpens @midnitefactory .com

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@socpens
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1 year
was at the avgn signing and all i had on me was a family guy UMD
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ign did a "first look" at Shrek on Xbox in 2001 and the article only contained these 2 screenshots. i am obsessed he looks so lost
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I'll never forget when my dad was tasked with getting a cake that said "Happy birthday" and came back with this
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years ago i applied to playtest a game at ubisoft montreal. they did not tell me what game it would be. i showed up and for 5 hours they showed me various wood texture images and asked "do you think a bullet could pass through this?" i did not touch the game once
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2 years
Detroit: Become Human has some of the wildest QTEs I've ever seen
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3 months
Newborn babies anytime you tell them literally anything
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3 years
dead by daylight is really just scooby doo if u think about it
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4 months
more like ally wake
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2 years
this was the last time i ever applied for playtesting
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the most amazing timing i've ever seen on a stream
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2 years
faces of terror
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2 months
every time i played thousand year door i couldnt pull up the party menu with my parents around because i named one of the characters "FUCK YOU". bold move for a game i could only play on the living room TV
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Our story begins an awfully long time ago in a strange and far-off land… Experience the grand adventure and thrilling battles when Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door launches on 5/23, only on Nintendo Switch. Pre-order now!
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4 years
the ps5 will have anxiety
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11 months
if you see this while playing street fighter 6 it means you're playing against a Master. be ready for a tough fight
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3 years
mashallah سوس
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2 years
found a weird spamton vhs tape and sent it to fangamer and they showed it to 33k people.. hope u all enjoyed
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5 months
every now and again i happen upon benny fanart that makes me chuckle & guffaw
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has someone alredy done this idk
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3 years
21 savage official necklace
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8 months
its been 1 year since the deltarune vid me & my friends made for @Fangamer and @tobyfox , it was such a wild time & i had such a blast editing it. it's nice to see others talking about it today, glad you all enjoyed it as well!!
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@socpens
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2 years
i ordered this sandwich from subway and this is what they gave me. i swear i am not making this up. i hope whoever made this is doing ok
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2 years
rate my living room setup
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4 years
i played against this streamer then checked out his stream and walked in on him looking at my terrible steam profile
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2 years
there is a version of the spamton value network that is entirely this level of VHS degradation (and worse) and i made the decision to spare the world from that kind of trauma
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3 years
its 1 year since @wayneradiotv dmed me before the 1st #hlvrai stream. i have big fondness for character benny and our lovely crew and the lil maps we played in. thank u for watching and loving the series and everything that came after. find attached my only notes for the series
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2 years
this morbius shit played out really well because just as it was getting boring the joke got its punchline and all the people complaining about the jokes did it way too early. litmus test for people who just wanna be contrarians
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5 months
zoom call w the boys
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2 years
one lucky follower will be randomly selected and executed point blank tonight! i dont make the rules! good luck
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1 year
here is my hot take: if you are white, leave the calling out to people who are not white and instead use your position as a white person to elevate people who are trying to be heard instead of talking over them. you do not need to police this kinda stuff we got it lol
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4 years
i was caught so off guard by how abruptly he said it that i laughed straight into the mic
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this makes me go insane like. every time i watch it.... the emphasis on you have NO caulk
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1 year
never wearing overalls on stream again
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5 months
mr. president, you might want to delete those comments, go watch the end of the stream
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7 months
i will never forget getting pulled over at night my first time visiting texas. the cop shined a flashlight onto my lap, where i was holding a UMD of billy madison. the silence was so intense
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2 years
one of my weirdest date memories is sitting on the couch with my date looking for stuff to watch and she suggested we watch "george bush funny moments compilation" completely unironically
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hold on im booting my pc up now
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i got discord in early 2016 and still was too late to get the username "socpens", which was likely taken by a fan b/c who wtf else goes by "socpens". i contacted @discord to solve this problem and they suggested i "embellish" my username to try and impersonate myself
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7 months
skibidi spotted in texas
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2 years
the older i get the more i realize where i get my sense of humor
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4 years
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Happy #NationalDogDay to The Perfect Dog, Sunkist.
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5 months
Can finally post these pictures now
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my proudest accomplishment. I am so happy this moment came and I worked hard to make it happen. thank you HyperX for making a mic that seems to amplify everything I say 50 times
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⚠️🔊VOLUME WARNING 🔊⚠️ if you play that new #ContentWarning game. take it from me, don't use the boom mic like a regular mic. don't hold it up to your screaming friend. you know how when you peak in OBS the bar turns red? this clip turned it black
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8 months
well, i dont really know what i was expecting searching "x video downloader"
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4 years
I AM TRAPPED IN BEST BUY THAY SAW ME STEALING A VR HEAD SET AND CONTROLERS AND THEY PUT ME IN A ROOM AND REMOVED THE DOOR !
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the ps5 will have a beating heart
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3 years
flying for the first time since HLVRAI i was not prepared to have people asking me for my passport.. it feels like some kind of twisted joke...a prank
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3 years
that friday the 13th game that the devs abandoned over legal troubles is falling apart and i love it
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2 years
finally...
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my alone time is sometimes for Your safety. Dont forget that.
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on my way back from school one day citynews pulled me aside in desperation saying they can't get people to stop and talk with them. i was in a great mood and had no idea what to say
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4 years
have life vr but the ai is self aware
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4 years
legitimately my favorite part of the entire series. it looks like the skeleton is just running for its fuckin life caught in the middle of the shootout
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Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware OOC
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SA-
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the new mario collection will crash if you try to make mario swear
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40 minutes into this pol partin microwave cooking videotape you will witness something you've never seen in your life this was such a fun stream thank you to everyone who tuned in
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wondering how pol martin is going to cook beef teriyaki in the microwave and then he pulls THIS SHIT
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5 months
Thank you for watching
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3 years
im going to tell the exterminator the mouse in my apartment has a fancam and is famous so use only the most decadent bait you can find
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3 years
the reason why i will never have kids is i dont want any of them turning into this asshole
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1 year
a new years tradition is born: mic throating
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i always lied to people online and used pictures of random white guys because i was deathly afraid of people finding out i wasnt white because of this shit. also had teachers and family members (!) refuse to use my "ethnic" last name and changed in favor of something quebecois 🤪
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people complaining about DMCA now don't know how bad it was in the 90s
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there's an art to not trying that transcends any amount of effort
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i opened steam to play something and the page is literally running away from my mouse what is this bug??????
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a lot of contemplation about how to interpret my profile i set up 10 years ago and haven't touched since
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wayne: "I SEE THE GHOST!!! TAKE A PICTURE SCORPY!!!!" me:
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met a legend today. the man himself
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just got an anonymous letter from a neighbor criticizing me for being up at 2am having conversations with my friends and having my lights on (??), telling me to stop immediately. so next week at 2am i will be having a NOISE STREAM where i cry and shit into my microphone. tune in.
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i am absolutely mesmerized by shrek 1 on xbox what on earth is this energy it's putrid
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11 months
LOOK WITHIN. PLAY TOGETHER. GAMECLAM 2023 PRESS CONFERENCE. FRIDAY JUNE 30 @ 8PM EST
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i am clingy i dont care, if i like you my ass is going to hug you a lot and check how you're doing so much and think of you lots and ask if we can lay down and eat oreos and watch videos about old people running restaurants
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3 years
egg for me
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i am so close to just saying fuck it and cooking tiny food for this motherfucker because he refuses to leave. he will legit just walk up to the camera, look at it, then walk away. i am being taunted by a mouse
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as someone forced into a french school by xenophobic french language laws and endlessly made fun of by people as i tried to learn a second language it was very funny getting hate dms for finding a french person butchering a sales pitch in english funny
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i was waiting for an agent to show me around an apartment i was visiting and he texted me that we was there and i responded "im shitting on the steps" instead of sitting and i had an out of body experience
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SONY HAS STOLEN YET ANOTHER GAMECLAM FEATURE AND PUT IT INTO THE PS5. ITS WAR
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it is staggering that i have enough support from u ppl that i can afford to move out of the haunted house i live in with covid deniers. care u 🌞 ur all cool ass hell i gonna do some rad shit in da future
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@discord i just find it really poetic that @discord saw a problem (impersonation), put 0 thought into their fix, created a new problem and their proposed solution to the new problem is to do the exact thing they tried to stop people from doing originally. amazing job
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noobs
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The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats
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went my whole life without seeing goatse and that changed today
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they are planning my demise. i am not making it through the night
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1 year
thinking a lot about the mafia 2 sandwich today
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OH ... washed my play station 4 today. it said thank you. now i am feed it graps ^~^
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4 years
i lov.. so much..
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maybe ill never die becuse am special
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4 months
Working on a discord bot to help those struggling w mental health ♥️
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10 months
hi welcome to my house make yourself at home
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ok so if someone donated $30 it was supposed to shoot 10 glass balls out of the doorway. i did not end up testing it because i did not expect it to happen. turns out they all just exploded in the doorway at once and scared the shit out of me
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my mom texts me like i message my friends at 3am when im barely able to parse the conversation topic
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thanks to whoever took the "socpens" username on discord. i am now "socpens." dm me or tomorrow you wake up with all 10 of the plagues happening to you only
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Heard a noise in the sewers going to check it out
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4 years
we have updated your phone so it can now fold. try it now.
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i have been contacted by best buy. they have told me i have a day to live
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please say welcome to any baby you see, it is a new place for them
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me and my friend have been sending this picture to people that ghost us on dating apps, feel free to use this combo it's incredibly effective
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late at night i think about kettle cooked chips. they are so cristy, they look natural and the cruchy sound and feeling is unmatched. no flafor needed. take a handful and bite. heavens crunst. they feel awesome to hold and even better eats. they are perfect for me or you. kettle
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GAMECLAM 4 HITS YOUTUBE ON MAY 6TH... PLAY TOGETHER...
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i often think back to the last time i used a dating app. this was the last thing i sent. they did not reply
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i wish the texts i got were anything like the texts in sims 2 on the DS
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3 years
no kid hungry :)
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