Rio must have been so sad when the asteroid came and took out the dinosaurs. I bet they were her friends. 😔.

cl: can I play a video game while we talk?.me: sure idc.cl: it’s rdr2, you prob don’t know it .me: I do.cl: you play? what’s your honor level?.me: I plead the 5th.cl: um, fired. I can’t trust someone with low honor .me: excuse me, what’s YOUR honor level?.cl: 😐😶🫥.

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All three are viable options for me, I fear.

RT @bushtruther69: sex therapist au agathario

my anxiety has been so bad that I’ve felt like throwing up the entire day. 😫🥺.

Is mercury out of retrograde? please for the love of [insert your preferred deity] PLEASE make it stop. 😭.

RT @katastrophio: Tbh

RT @assemblemagic: WHEN I FIND YOU-

RT @_Pigmeuzinha: THANK YOU ROMANIA

Someone else just put in their resignation. Fuck meeeee

not a homewrecker so imma respect Mr. Ethan Hahn on this….but if anyone else has this vibe going on. hiii 👋🏽 .

RT @kytsos: hands you a tiny vampy and handler

Haven’t had a cigarette in almost two weeks but today is really pushing the fucking envelope.

Hi. I want to cry because everything is legit just falling apart at work.

RT @maximoffgifs: wanda maximoff in ‘avengers: age of ultron’ (2015).

They really said let’s make summer of 2009 memorable.

RT @huhuhurana: When Agatha saw this movie which is from a different parallel universe.

Rio Vidal, am I right?.

RT @kathhrynhahn: well

idk how you popular people do it. I had two tweets today get higher than usual interactions and I’m ready to chuck my phone because of the notifs. Thank god I’m boring and annoying so this doesn’t happen often.

Saw this trend on TikTok. someone tell me what’s wrong me with. 😅