Sir Jesse π β
@Sire_Jesse
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Luxury Online store || @ChelseaFC addict || Fx || Cybersecurity Enthusiast || iCode for fun || Anambra || https://t.co/FGuTp0gkkh
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2020
We don't motivate over here.
Donβt let one good day distract you from the failure youβve become
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Pun walks into a room and 10 people dropped dead. Pun intended.
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Pun walks into a room and 10 people dropped dead. Pun intended.
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oye ke π₯Ύ
If you're 0ffered $2,000,000 to Step on this Cute Puppy, Would you do it?π₯Ί
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@FBI Anthony Edwards gets injured after 3 minutes, scores 5 points, and both @FanDuel and @CaesarsSports still counted the leg of my parlay. Something smells fishy. π΅οΈββοΈ #NBA #SportsBetting
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I give girls my number and tell them to text me. From there, I filter those who are interested and who are not
I don ask this girl for her number and she don gree. E remain how I go Comot this Infinix hot 6 wey de my pocket.
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I will forever agree with Uncle Ruckus.
90 percent of Nigerian men are already preparing themselves for war with the help of Juju (black power) just Incase trump decides to attack Nigeriaβ¦
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This question dey always gag muslims. There's no perfect answer to this. They always avoid this question like plague.
@JvniorLive @subzndubz So, what is the best word to describe a man who "marries" a 9 year old, but, refrains from having sex with her until she is 11.
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Atalanta whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ademola lookman, you could have saved me today. You could have scored the goal to make me win this bet, I wasnβt selfish, I only tipped Atalanta to win either half and now Iβm in shock. I donβt understand how in a whole 90 mins no goals. This is scary? The world is ending soon
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Atalanta whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ademola lookman, you could have saved me today. You could have scored the goal to make me win this bet, I wasnβt selfish, I only tipped Atalanta to win either half and now Iβm in shock. I donβt understand how in a whole 90 mins no goals. This is scary? The world is ending soon
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This is zesty af.
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Bro really thinks he's him with the way he stood ππππ
@WiseTevo You talking about him arenβt you lolol!!!
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Shame wear me isi agu
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I'm sorry, but Ronaldo is never reaching this level of aura.
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@Sire_Jesse Now following for this absolute banger π
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Be like I go enter church next week. I no wan hear say them don begin take attendance for Christians wey need rescue and I miss out
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You go first think say na lunar eclipse
Me at Gbagada, wondering why the sun is rising by 1 am after they missed gwagalada
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@Sire_Jesse @M__Ikechukwu π€£π€£π€£ Iβll go to Gbagada this week and this will be in my head.
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