We have Chinese/Indian takeaways etc. Do you suppose there's English takeaways abroad. "I'll have a number 15 please." Number 15 is Egg, chips and beans. #JustWondering.

RT @rosenvyx: Using your phone without the case is so nice.

Over on Facebook, all the mothers with kids in reception who finish tomorrow are all trying to out do each other with absolute crap. It's almost like a competition, "my kid's gift is better than your kid's gift". #GetALife #Eyeroll.

Is 24 carat gold plated any good? What does it mean? #Gold #GoldPlated.

In better news, it's Friday, the sun is out and I got an average sleep last night (better than the night before anyway) and so, all is good. #HappyFriyay.

It is a bit quicker to be fair but the network still seems like an asthmatic ant carrying heavy bags of shopping #DogSlow.

It really shows my grey stubble too and so I'm going to have to shave more often. More #FirstWorldProblems 🤣.

Got a new work laptop on Wednesday. Yesterday I had a Teams call with my team and another with the head of department. "Have you cleaned your Thunderbirds collection? It seems brighter!" . "No, I've had a new laptop." . "That would explain it!" #FirstWorldProblems.

Any chance of a reply @WarwickshireCCC, we're coming to the game at 7.

This is incredibly frustrating for all of us. If they're striking over money, how have the workers survived for the last 6 months? #BirminghamBinStrikes .

Was #RachelReevesMP crying because she realised that her folks would no longer be eligible for the winter fuel allowance? #AskingForMe.

At least three people today in casual conversation. 🙄.

But I thought the reason @LloydsBank and @TSB separated way back when was because of competition but now they're bought out by @santanderuk. I'm so confused! .

Couldn't be arsed to make a sandwich so I just tipped out one of those bags of salad you get from Aldi and ate it with a bag of crisps. #Winning 🤣.

Ever since I was fused I've found that I have to wear trainers with high ankle support but in this weather, my feet get so hot. What do others do, trainers or bare feet but with no support? #AnkleFusion

I love the NHS, "please book yourself in for another blood test for further investigation". I can't get an appointment until the second week in August. I get that it's people's holiday time but wow. Hope it's not too serious and my head doesn't fall off 🤣. #GodBlessTheNHS.

Another record breaking weekend. I mean, how is it Monday already?! #Morning.

Watch 'em means test #PIP now. I mean we're used to the #UTurns by now.

Does someone want to tell him that McDonald's food isn't all that?.

RT @TurnItUp79: Who else gave themselves brain freeze eating the ice cream quickly to get to the bubblegum?

RT @InternetH0F: The time George Michael was refused entry into his own concert at Wembley Stadium by security (2007) .