Seryum
@Seryum1
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Just a regular everyday normal collab manager guy
Joined January 2014
Today, I had a check-up in the hospital. We had a quick chat with my doctor who is a 39 years old man. He said he bought Trump when it launched and lost around $2K. And finished the talk by saying “such coins are scams, I am never buying anything again”. This is what someone
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Last week in Pumpfun; 190K tokens launched. 3.5K of them graduated. None of them passed $2M mcap.
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I turned 29 today! ✨ Started this account at the age of 23. Now I am a granny 😭
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Even the posts of crypto girls showing their boobs are getting max 200 likes. It’s so over for us…
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Having 8 figs in people’s mind: - Moving to Dubai - Buying 3 super cars - Only shopping designer - Spending $100K a month How it is for me: - Living in a village - Biking - Buying clothes from H&M - Cooking & cleaning myself - Spending $3k a month Don’t overcomplicate life.
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I was in Singapore for the token event for the first time. It was late night and I was at a party, surrounded by 8 men as far as I remember. They were all talking about how much they made and the highest claim was that guy with $9M and he was ego maxxing like crazy. I was
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From today to March 9 👇🏻 Kraken is offering 3% back on your net deposits. Just use Kraken app with Auto Earn enabled and deposit new funds via app. You can earn up to $30K bonus! No trading required. Just deposit - hold and get rewarded 😌 Rules: https://t.co/hMend2Bsh8
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Can't remember another time I got this bored in crypto. For real.
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I am not interested in your 5M mcap coin in which you hold $200K worth of tokens, bro. I see your alt wallet already cashed out $500K, bro. Go fuck yourself with your fnf members, bro.
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I know a guy who made +$20M and still farming his copy traders and launching daily rugs. He is also a drug addict and gambling most of the time.
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I got cheated on with a 45 years old woman. I’m funny, beautiful, smart, loyal, and caring. I cook and clean. I can even build a house from scratch. I have an 8-figure net worth as well. And I still got cheated on. Let me remind you: it’s never about you.
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Just got a message from a friend who made $21M last year. He’s asking for a $10K loan. Fuck leverage.
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I don’t use Tinder for those asking. But I use @useinky to swipe right & left to buy or skip tokens. It’s legit my fav game to play every night before I sleep. There are other games in the app as well. Invite only but I got you. https://t.co/8i71cfu4Ln Code: “sibel” 😌
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If you didn’t make minimum $10k in the last 2 days, you should just quit. I am serious.
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Believe in me when I say... I am a girl and a stalk master. I've stalked all my ex boyfriends through my life. This is literally Kevin himself. If not, I know nothing about men and will leave it here.
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I am enjoying the trenches lately. There is almost no liquidity but it’s still fun. People get excited for $70K PNLs when there is no liquidity to sell. Hehe
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