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@phokarlsson
Henrik Karlsson
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If you're single, a useful habit to build is that whenever you see someone that makes you curious, you go talk them. I mean in the supermarket and stuff. Not in a pickup artist way, but just being open to the world. If you're an introvert, like me, talking to strangers in public
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@neet_sol
Neet
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ai will replace jobs like this: - accountant - investment banker - lawyer - consultant but will create NEW jobs like this: - vape vending machine owner - indoor shrimp farmer - indoor bee/honey farmer - scrap metal enthusiast, copper looter - jestermaxxer and or mogger -
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@PrincessBravato
WeThePeople🇺🇸🇺🇸
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What the fuck
@ChinaTodayTV
China Today
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🇮🇱🇺🇸 Netanyahu: Were it not for the Jews, there would be nothing called the United States of America. We brought you into this world, and we can take you out of it.
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@v333lociraptor
Velociraptor
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goodnight to everyone except dinos who use ai. fuck you
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@hashjenni
Jenni
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If you’re president and you state at a press conference that you’re going to continue to do what the Supreme Court has ruled as illegal, shouldn’t that be grounds for impeachment?
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@_Gottalovezik
𝒵𝒾𝓀✯
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me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am
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@Pterodactylwtf
Pterodactyl
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Goodnight I love you all except Brachiosaurus Iguanodon Ceratosaurus Carnosaurus Giganotosaurus Stegosaurus Archaeopteryx Triceratops Velociraptors Allosaurus T-Rex Spinosaurus Brontosaurus Parasaurolophus Humans and protohumans Rats Orcas Manatees Cows Ravens Sparrows
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@ThisIsARealTree
Tree
18 hours
I am saddened to inform you that Leaf 93048 has unfortunately passed away. He fell from the tree at 15:02 and is now laying on the grass untouched. Leaf 93048 was a very humble and down to earth leaf that was always kind. Leaf 109720 (93048's wife) has been informed. RIP 93048🕊️
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@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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"The US economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025," per NBC
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@iguanodon334
Iguanodon
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Hello everyone except for that winged bastard pterodactyl
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@Pterodactylwtf
Pterodactyl
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bitch is this seriously your face
@iguanodon334
Iguanodon
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Hello everyone except for that winged bastard pterodactyl
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@maybesarthak
deutsche thepla
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I've tasted alcohol. I've tasted weed. I highly recommend you to focus on earning as much money as possible so that you can have more of both.
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@Sassafrass_84
Sassafrass84
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Infuriating.
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@Adityapandeydev
Johan
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POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics
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@LailaPalestini1
𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙻𝙰
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Keep talking, keep sharing
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@litteralyme0
autist
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When you find out Michael Jackson was killed for saving the kids while the predators roam free
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@victimizir
vic
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How do people bounce from relationship to relationship i find someone i like every once in a blue moon
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@JamieBonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz
2 days
For all the people who are leaving MAGA saying “we didn’t know it would be this bad, he deceived us.” Um no he didn’t, he was pretty fucking clear. You just didn’t care until it affected you.
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@JamieBonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz
18 hours
The President of the United States called into a cable news show under a fake name to complain about how “unfair” everyone is to him. You cannot make this shit up. He is unwell.
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@NC_Renic
Neil Renic
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everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off
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