LordWolfgang
@SSGodChocolate
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professional unprofessional | shit | local shitposter/ failure | music quote unquote appreciater
Our Moms House
Joined January 2021
If you're single, a useful habit to build is that whenever you see someone that makes you curious, you go talk them. I mean in the supermarket and stuff. Not in a pickup artist way, but just being open to the world. If you're an introvert, like me, talking to strangers in public
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ai will replace jobs like this: - accountant - investment banker - lawyer - consultant but will create NEW jobs like this: - vape vending machine owner - indoor shrimp farmer - indoor bee/honey farmer - scrap metal enthusiast, copper looter - jestermaxxer and or mogger -
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goodnight to everyone except dinos who use ai. fuck you
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If you’re president and you state at a press conference that you’re going to continue to do what the Supreme Court has ruled as illegal, shouldn’t that be grounds for impeachment?
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me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am
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Goodnight I love you all except Brachiosaurus Iguanodon Ceratosaurus Carnosaurus Giganotosaurus Stegosaurus Archaeopteryx Triceratops Velociraptors Allosaurus T-Rex Spinosaurus Brontosaurus Parasaurolophus Humans and protohumans Rats Orcas Manatees Cows Ravens Sparrows
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I am saddened to inform you that Leaf 93048 has unfortunately passed away. He fell from the tree at 15:02 and is now laying on the grass untouched. Leaf 93048 was a very humble and down to earth leaf that was always kind. Leaf 109720 (93048's wife) has been informed. RIP 93048🕊️
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"The US economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025," per NBC
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I've tasted alcohol. I've tasted weed. I highly recommend you to focus on earning as much money as possible so that you can have more of both.
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POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics
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When you find out Michael Jackson was killed for saving the kids while the predators roam free
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How do people bounce from relationship to relationship i find someone i like every once in a blue moon
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For all the people who are leaving MAGA saying “we didn’t know it would be this bad, he deceived us.” Um no he didn’t, he was pretty fucking clear. You just didn’t care until it affected you.
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The President of the United States called into a cable news show under a fake name to complain about how “unfair” everyone is to him. You cannot make this shit up. He is unwell.
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everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Send them a teams meeting link and finish them off
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