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Ryan Hains

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Joker, Bon Vivant.

Toronto ✈️ SE Asia
Joined February 2009
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@Souvie
ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙
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i’m convinced Ho Chi Minh City only sucks if you’re white anglo-saxon, a war criminal, and/or have no taste buds
@sophialeetravel
Sophia Lee
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5 WORST CITIES IN THE WORLD (after visiting 165 countries by age 20): 🤯🌎 1. Ho Chi Minh 🇻🇳 2. Newark 🇺🇸 3. Dhaka 🇧🇩 4. Johannesburg 🇿🇦 5. Guayaquil 🇪🇨
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@Jaypotta
friendscallmeJay
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Wife: “Whatcha getting into today?” Me: “I think I’m gonna ride through the swamp blasting Rattlesnake Milk so I feel like I’m in an episode of True Detective, season one.” Wife: “I’m leaving you.” Me(15 minutes later):
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@RynoHainser
Ryan Hains
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Tonight's dinner 🍽️😁🤤
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@oldcanadaseries
Old Canada Series
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Marge Simpson asking Canadian architect, Frank Gehry, to build them a concert hall. Gehry passed away today at 96.
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@RynoHainser
Ryan Hains
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Group C the weakest?
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@Nithya_Shrii
Nithya Shri
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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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New bar/restaurant concept just dropped for dudes
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@mcsquared34
MC Squared
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@SchopenhauerNow
Arthur Schopenhauer
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What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s
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@RynoHainser
Ryan Hains
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Whale 🐋 Capper goes 5-0, Ben Johnson could win Coach of the Year, and Adam Chernoff was part of a winning Grandissimo Survivor entry. GRP had the worst week.
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@HabsOnReddit
/r/Habs
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Italian 🇮🇹 construction workers trying to build a hockey arena for the Milan Olympics
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
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The Olympic ice arena in Milan is still yet to be completed and now it's been shared that the ice will be smaller than an NHL rink 😳 @frank_seravalli
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@persianmama111
Mitra🌞
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I don’t think it’s fair that boomers got quaaludes and affordable houses
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@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
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“Man, your wife is crazy, your friends are afraid to tell you.”
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@RynoHainser
Ryan Hains
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Happy "A Long December" month to all who recognize.
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@RynoHainser
Ryan Hains
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My all-time favourite Raptor.
@NBACobwebs
NBA Cobwebs
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December 1, 2000: Charles Oakley of the Toronto Raptors is fined $15,000 and suspended for three games for punching Jeff McInnis of the Los Angeles Clippers during a morning shootaround at the Air Canada Centre. *Punch not seen here, just part of the "aftermath." 📺 KPTV
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@hairball1952
tay
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UNC STILL GOT IT
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@BobGolen
Bob Golen
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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@simongerman600
Simon Kuestenmacher
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What an amazing way to visualize early human migration. Lovely map by @HarvardCGA. A great colour scheme and an appropriate map projection! Source: https://t.co/aD8kct1ucD
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@_TYYZ
Showy Ohtani
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Tried to recreate this with the homies on Dundas st. One night Drunk
@WAVArchive
WAV Media
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Name a more iconic album cover I'll wait.
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@RynoHainser
Ryan Hains
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Noted 👀
@DisgracedProp
Disgraced Propagandist
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You can pay $48 for a train ride from San Diego to Los Angeles, two hours, full ocean view, with unlimited free beer. How this isn’t the most sought after ticket in America is a complete mystery to me.
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