Ryan Hains
@RynoHainser
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Joker, Bon Vivant.
Toronto ✈️ SE Asia
Joined February 2009
i’m convinced Ho Chi Minh City only sucks if you’re white anglo-saxon, a war criminal, and/or have no taste buds
5 WORST CITIES IN THE WORLD (after visiting 165 countries by age 20): 🤯🌎 1. Ho Chi Minh 🇻🇳 2. Newark 🇺🇸 3. Dhaka 🇧🇩 4. Johannesburg 🇿🇦 5. Guayaquil 🇪🇨
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Wife: “Whatcha getting into today?” Me: “I think I’m gonna ride through the swamp blasting Rattlesnake Milk so I feel like I’m in an episode of True Detective, season one.” Wife: “I’m leaving you.” Me(15 minutes later):
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Marge Simpson asking Canadian architect, Frank Gehry, to build them a concert hall. Gehry passed away today at 96.
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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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New bar/restaurant concept just dropped for dudes
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What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s
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Whale 🐋 Capper goes 5-0, Ben Johnson could win Coach of the Year, and Adam Chernoff was part of a winning Grandissimo Survivor entry. GRP had the worst week.
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Italian 🇮🇹 construction workers trying to build a hockey arena for the Milan Olympics
The Olympic ice arena in Milan is still yet to be completed and now it's been shared that the ice will be smaller than an NHL rink 😳 @frank_seravalli
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I don’t think it’s fair that boomers got quaaludes and affordable houses
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“Man, your wife is crazy, your friends are afraid to tell you.”
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My all-time favourite Raptor.
December 1, 2000: Charles Oakley of the Toronto Raptors is fined $15,000 and suspended for three games for punching Jeff McInnis of the Los Angeles Clippers during a morning shootaround at the Air Canada Centre. *Punch not seen here, just part of the "aftermath." 📺 KPTV
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What an amazing way to visualize early human migration. Lovely map by @HarvardCGA. A great colour scheme and an appropriate map projection! Source: https://t.co/aD8kct1ucD
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Tried to recreate this with the homies on Dundas st. One night Drunk
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Noted 👀
You can pay $48 for a train ride from San Diego to Los Angeles, two hours, full ocean view, with unlimited free beer. How this isn’t the most sought after ticket in America is a complete mystery to me.
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