can’t believe they’re still doing Formula 1 during the shortage

it’s a portmanteau of breakfast and lunch, babe

they’re about to put her on a vaporizer

my grandma got CBD-19

Knife sharpening is great but I just don’t have the stones for it

*looking at my homie, sniffling*…. bro …. looks like I’m allergic to Real Ones…. 😛

bath and burgerworks

silicon valley dude: yeah I had a non-profit but we couldn’t turn a profit in that space

drunk actions are sober thoughts. why are you arresting me over thoughts