Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer
@RuleZeroDAD
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Noblesse Oblige. Renaissance Man. Married Lawyer. Reformed Chad. Forever Cad. Nostalgia Account. No new content since 8/1/2022.
Above the Wall
Joined November 2018
Hi. If you don't understand my "X Aesthetic" yet, here's a summary: I'm a highly successful Midwest attorney, husband and father who can shitpost with the best of them. I've passed the tests, read the books, kissed the girls, raised the kids, and made the money. X is a hobby.
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I've seen what entertains you, and I'm well past caring about what gives you anxiety. You watch Sportsball and wear the names of other men. You become emotionally invested in Dancing With the Stars and Real Housewives of (insert city). I have no use for any of your beliefs.
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Has anyone really looked into immortality as a solution to affordable housing?
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So the shutdown ends just after a tepid "riot" on San Francisco. Almost like theater. 1000x Kent State or GTFO. The government and the rebels are not serious.
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I'm tired, Boss. (Can be used for the smelly "Anti-people" or the "Bros, Browns, and Bitches" like Bondi) Both sets are stupid, ineffective and annoying in their own way. Almost like they need each other.
Antifa is an existential threat to our nation. The violent riots at UC Berkeley last night are under full investigation by the FBI-led Joint Terrorism Task Force. We will continue to spare no expense unmasking all who commit and orchestrate acts of political violence. Under
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Do you curse Vishnu, saar?
A good tip for thwarting third-world scammers is to trigger their paranoid superstitions. Mention their mom, the evil eye etc.
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Don't get it twisted. I eat this stuff because I hate myself.
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Sniffing your own farts is not a partisan issue. I don't like my propaganda curry nor government cheese flavored. I'm tired of being lied to by everyone on both sides.
Laura Ingraham: “Well, then why are people saying they’re anxious about the economy? Why are they saying that?” President Trump: “I don’t know that they are saying that. I think polls are fake. We have the greatest economy we’ve ever had.”
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Thanks to @RobSays__ showing this better edition than the one I have, now rectified. @RuleZeroDAD did an excellent analysis and learned a few more things. Link to discussion.
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Die-a-beat-us (Type II)
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I'm tired, boss.
Guys. I have some bad news about the tins of Christmas butter cookies.
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Bullshit. A lack of assertiveness is just a passive-aggressive asshole. Tech has plenty of those chodes.
Accurate
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Reminder: Anyone who mentions "Riv" or his "green lines" gets the block.
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A1C destroyer.
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Cooper Flagg out here looking like Adam Morrison.
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"Prosperity Gospel" Slave morality in tangible example.
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Your own appointments fucking you on a key issue. This administration is cooked: https://t.co/P4P9v9NCb8
nbcnews.com
Oregon officials have been embroiled in a legal battle with the administration since late September, when the Trump administration mobilized hundreds of troops.
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Insert [my line] here. "It's a small club and you ain't in it." - George Carlin "Our guys" GTFOH
if 50 year mortgages is the best we can do with an administration filled with /our guys/ then this shit is 100% a wrap
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Sydney Sweeney is an icon and national treasure but I still give the best forehead.
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WTF? I am embarrassed for you.
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