Need more proof that birds aren't real? It flew in front of my car and I hit it. When I checked on it to make sure it was okay I found this. I quickly stuffed it into the Faraday bag before it had a chance to transmit back to "you know where". Stay vigilant.
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@RogueScholarMDC
"This your bird, son?"
"Sure, officer. You think i'd be living in the USA if I could afford a real bird?"
#BladeRunner
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@RogueScholarMDC
I'm surprised it didn't explode
Def an assassin model - I don't want to be the one to tell you, but you've been targetted
If you hear it beeping, RUN
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@RogueScholarMDC
Yoooo does that have a Flat Earth Gyroscope? Salvage that shit to disable to fake moon, dawg ππ
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@RogueScholarMDC
Thank you for removing Sentry 768 from the Faraday enclosure
We'll stop by and retrieve it shortly
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@RogueScholarMDC
Somewhere a tech bro is crying in his Coke Zero cus he lost his amazing prototype to some guy with a faraday bag looking for spybirds.
Worlds collide.
Love story of a decade incoming.
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