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legion, 28, he/they/it. (Not affiliated with the card game called riftbound, im just some autistic guy who likes warframe, project moon, horror, & mass transit)

Joined May 2018
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why don't you get totally soaked to the bone taking care of horses in the pouring rain and maybe then you'll feel better.
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Will, blissfully eating his slop as slowly as possible
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Me holding Star back from eating Will's food today. Not pictured: me having to full body lean against her multiple times
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I hate this stupid world for taking her from us.
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I'm absolutely devastated thinking about rebooting ADB and her not being there. While working on the website I see her character accounts and I cant bear the idea of marking them as inactive.
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I wish I knew what bugs she was studying at work right now and the kind of minor annoyances and inconveniences she was running into with the samples. I wish I knew what book or show she was really into right now. I wish I could show her how my bog is progressing.
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I miss Samson so much you guys.
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RT @fenharel: @riftbound don't forget roomba with knife.
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Wait I forgot 4) aeromorph.
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Ideas .1) RC helicopter.2) potato glados.3) voluptuous robot/hologram like they did to the ship in mass effect.
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Parker and I are in hysterics trying to figure out how to app ART to an mfrp.
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RT @moutheaters: Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?. Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water.
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RT @im_erect: what doesnt kill you makes you harder.
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if anyone is curious btw. Idk if ill be able to sustain it because i really struggle with discord rp but 🥹.
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I was actually hoping to sign up for hockey classes but adult hockey classes at the local place dont start til like march.
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There's a place nearby thats starting a round of sessions like next month. Fortuitously, on the day I already get off work as a half day, and long enough after my volunteering shift that I should be able to actually do it.
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Oh fuck I just remembered I need to sign up for FENCING CLASSES.
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Don't worry though im still working on ADB. that will not change im actually hoping this will reinvigorate me.
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Occasionally i just need to stick my toes into an entirely alien social sphere to zap my brain back to life.
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I got possessed yesterday and reserved murderbot at a new mfrp. I need to jog my RP meters i hope this does something.
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