Chelsea Resnick
@ResnickChelsea
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Writer • Fan of books, travel, gardening, mint chip, dreams • Past lives: copywriter, content coordinator, Hallmark editor • Rep'd by @NaliniAkolekar • she/her
Austin, Texas
Joined November 2012
This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today! #humor #humorwriting
https://t.co/6AHOnuVR06
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With us in charge, it’s time to rethink our home’s functionality
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Thrilled to have my—arguably, literal—hot take on #lovewhereyoulive appear over at @littleoldlady__ over the weekend! #satire #humor #humorwriting
https://t.co/8jYNDbTmWk
littleoldladycomedy.com
Moving is hard. I was a little down when I first got to town. But you can always make the best of things, and I’m all about embracing wherever I call home! I can’t stand it when people just complain...
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So happy to have my latest humor essay featured over at Jane Austen's Wastebasket today! "Ideally, this doll will want to stay with you forever and forget all about me." https://t.co/v5GKXokLfJ
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Ideally, she will want to stay with you forever and forget all about me
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So happy to be over at MuddyUm this morning with a bit of wellness humor! “100% of study participants who drank water eventually died.” https://t.co/AmecWtztW2
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100% of study participants who drank water eventually died
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Over at @FrazzledHumor today with some potty humor! Literally. #parenting #comedy
https://t.co/xDOPB3qqmz
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Per our previous conversations, this situation is not working for me
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Smart watches need a parenting mode!
Child Shocked That Parent’s Watch Says, “It’s Too Loud in This Environment” By @ResnickChelsea “You LOVE me. You’re fine.” https://t.co/yNtIPQu75x
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We hear lots of bad stories about babies on planes, but I still think about the first time I flew with my oldest. She was 3 mos old, and I was nervous. Everyone on my flight was really sweet to me, and it meant a lot. I wish more people had that experience!
"I’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for Existing" So rude of me... New piece you don't want to miss from @ResnickChelsea! https://t.co/Lu81M8Bcno
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I imagine Prince Charming bringing strong salesman energy. “My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.” I've got new humor at @JaneWastebasket today! 💋 https://t.co/Runk66JakW
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“My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.”
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"Highway 44 will be under construction this week, followed by forever." It's a joke that feels all too real. https://t.co/xHNk6mlEBs
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In our efforts to constantly improve, we have decided to improve constantly.
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I've always kinda admired kids' flair for drama!
"I just saw it. Pizza City. We are in the car, and, for reasons beyond comprehension, we cruise right past that beautiful sign." A tragedy by @ResnickChelsea! https://t.co/qoOxhELqnH
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I’m taking a look at the kind of songs we teach our children over at @FrazzledHumor today! 🤔😂
"Child Despairs, 'Is the Itsy-Bitsy Spider OKAY?'" New one from @ResnickChelsea asks the question: Should we be singing about someone’s struggles? https://t.co/I24kqRqmw5
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@missmulrooney @annapook @rachel_garbus @racheldebmarsh @Heidi_Lux @cassiesoliday And finally, a top 3 pick of Heidi’s was: “There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom” by @ResnickChelsea
https://t.co/90rc8sbQen
thebelladonnacomedy.com
How will I escape? Tell my family I love them.
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Getting ready for the new year and having some laughs in my latest piece over at @FrazzledHumor humor!
"Toddlers’ New Year’s Resolutions" By @ResnickChelsea. This is gonna be our year! https://t.co/Q7TQ6ILOr3
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Someone drew my attention to this video earlier this year, and it's just the sweetest. Really fun seeing these cuties read this book I wrote for Hallmark a few years ago. 💕 The Silly Christmas Puppy by Chelsea Resnick. Read by Aislin https://t.co/ZKpfwkxC4Y via @YouTube
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A public restroom experience that others have perhaps also endured. So pleased to have this piece out in The Belladonna today! #comedy #humor #Satire
"How will I escape? Tell my family I love them." There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom by Chelsea Resnick
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“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.” Expectations are a burden! New funny one by @ResnickChelsea is live now! "Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing 'You’re Such a Great Helper' Too Many Times" https://t.co/coYArKTXWn
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“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.”
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This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. https://t.co/3BCrPyBO6V by @ResnickChelsea
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This is what happens when you tell everyone they’re special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board.
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"Of course I can know I won’t like it without trying! I’ve tried it in my mind, and that’s good enough." Dinner is served in this new one by @ResnickChelsea! "What Do You Mean I’ve Got to Try at Least One Bite?" https://t.co/yOzP057D3V
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I’ve tasted it in my mind, and that’s good enough
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I felt it was important to share this perspective ahead of the holiday season! 🧀 New piece over at @GreenerPastSat!
This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. https://t.co/3BCrPyBO6V by @ResnickChelsea
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Next up for Magic Monday, where we share satire we loved from last week: "Don’t listen to Martha Stewart. It’s great to overlook Thanksgiving." by @ResnickChelsea in @JaneWastebasket
https://t.co/PHDptgSNJn
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Don’t listen to Martha Stewart. It’s great to overlook Thanksgiving.
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