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Joined August 2014
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
4 days
Hello, everyone. Tomorrow, I’ll be found unresponsive. My family isn’t on here, but a medical authority will alert them. I just want to be remembered as someone who tried to make the world a better place. In the end, it proved too taxing. The reason for my decision, is below:.
@jimmyfallon
Jimmy Fallon
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It’s a Jorts Summer!! And it’s also Will Ferrell's birthday. You know what has to be done.
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@RealShinyDummy
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Snarl Marx:.Are Tigers Beginning to Accept Communism?.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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What’s wrong honey, you haven’t even your Redbull Vitamin Burger.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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Redbull Vitamin Burger.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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What’s wrong homie you ain’t even tried deez nuts.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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Flugelhorn shredder.
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@RealShinyDummy
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Hi. I’m Numberland Granthiff.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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I tried praying recently and some of .The prayers seemed effective. 🤷‍♂️.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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Reply with a photo of God.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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Reply to this with a picture of the last can of refried beans you made love to.
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@RealShinyDummy
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Donald Trump has been elected president of the White House.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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Laptop Jones.
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@RealShinyDummy
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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High on winning, got a sheen like Charlie / runnin round screamin, stay eatin like Farley / raid your freakin farm then I chew up all the barley / hundred thousand dollars in the bank, that’s a parlay.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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I can’t believe there was never a point where the interviewer was like “many are alleging you might be high” and Charlie sheen goes “yeah high on WINNING” I’m experiencing the Sheendela Effect.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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I ran over to google cuz I was like “oh crap I probly stole that from Charlie Sheen” but actually he never said the words “high on winning”.
@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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I’m high on Winning. Ever done that drug?.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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I’m high on Winning. Ever done that drug?.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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Adam Jones is addicted to open drop-D power chords like a hummingbird that can’t stay away from nectar. However,.The hummingbird isn’t getting paid millions of dollars and being worshiped by wooks every time it drinks from the feeder. The “The Pot” riff does goes crazy though.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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You need to start tweeting better.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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There’s been a sharp dropoff in the quality of my tweets and I’m interrogating my about it.
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@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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And vice versa.
@RealShinyDummy
Shiny Dummy
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A human,.Is literally just a person.
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