RT @FondOfBeetles: Basically, a male slathering himself in estrogen gel has, via skin-skin contact, induced early puberty in his 3-year-old….

RT @HotchkissRhona: So Isla Bumba of @nhsfife doesn’t know what % their employees are women. Has she not read her own Board’s most recent ‘….

TWEET OF THE DAY AWARD

@nhsfife (3) . My recommendation to @nhsfife is that the cost of male women is prohibitively high and they may benefit from funding e.g hip replacements using the money instead, possibly saving the taxpayer >£50k over a 5yr period.

@nhsfife However, the milk would not have saved the Government money, vs letting Thatcher snatch the milk - and if sold at Tesco prices would not be profitable. (2)

Grok estimates that @nhsfife could spend £220k to feed 67 schoolchildren in a year, if money is spent on boobs & domperidone for male women. Alternatively, for ~£400k replacing all the milk that Thatcher snatched (again, for one year).

@nhsfife Improved estimate;

@nhsfife @nhsfife you could give 305 men moobs AND moob juice too for £220k!

@nhsfife could buy 27-60 boobs OR 5,000 - 29,000 lactating men!

RT @GambelerQuail: I have never met a man that wanted to have a bunch of kids before the age of 25 and I’m supposed to believe getting a ba….

Grok estimates that for the cost of knowing whether men are women the NHS Fife could have bought: . 27-60 boobs . 14-44 neovaginas. 11-17 hip replacements. This is more boobs than Upton can fit on his entire being.

RT @anyabike: So now trans-identifying men are not allowed in the women's game, the FA has decided to warn trans-identifying women about th….

RT @Appalac16220649: @StevoLaughton @JournalistJill You’re assuming they are genuinely confused by the ruling. They aren’t. It’s just the….

RT @ripx4nutmeg: This is a picture of child rapist Stephen Ireland volunteering to teach how to work on radio shows at a school . with a….

"Something to do with America" head of partnerships ponders - apparently oblivious to a public weary of the pink & blue brigade.

"I think it's more important to have Pride this year than any other year" - Plymouth pride explains that this year is more important than 70s (when gay people could be arrested) or the buildup to gay marriage legalisation. No comment from Surrey pride, naturally.

Shocking treatment of @RachelReevesMP by her party (whose Labour colleagues apparently do know who and what woman is when it comes to emotional labour or leaking gossip about her bad day at work to the press). Nobodies business why she is upset! Solidarity with Rachel Reeves.

RT @women_outspoken: @salltweets So — anyone fancy taking Ofcom to court?.

RT @FrauBobble: @AjaTheEmpress We're all thinking it

RT @JournalistJill: The Led By Donkeys boys Ben Stewart, James Sadri, Oliver Knowles and Will Rose have included JK Rowling in a Glastonbur….