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Equal opportunity pet retweeter. Recovering omnishambles. Trying to be less angry. He/him.
Penn Ave out to the 494
Joined April 2008
TFW you're trying to write a difficult letter and no matter how professionally you start the second paragraph keeps turning into "may a plague of locusts descend upon you and all of your foul works.".
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Until New Zealand passed the Abolition of the Death Penalty Act in 1989, being burned this savagely by a senior government minister was literally the end of your life.
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The single simplest thing Twitter could do to reduce the hostility of their user base is change the infantilising, passive-aggressive language of "see less often" into "don't show me this again.".
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If this is "level 3", level 2 will presumably be at least ten strangers coming to your house every day to deliberately cough in your face.
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Read all of this twice, and then once again give thanks that we are allowed to walk the same earth as @Brocklesnitch.
abc.net.au
Before you post, think about me or the fat people you definitely have in your life, and imagine saying the thought directly to their fat little face. Because you are, Bec Shaw writes.
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1. Bernard. 2. Tiny friend, trash panda, my noodly friend, foolish cat, meow-meow, where ARE you, OW, DON’T, STOP EATING THE FUCKING PLANT YOU LITTLE SH.
Question of the day: 1. what is you pet’s name? but, 2. what do you actually call them?.
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Weed dealers assuming that Discord is a secure platform is the most hilarious example of misplaced OPSEC ever.
thespinoff.co.nz
Surging demand, sky-high prices and hand sanitiser galore.
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Alternatively, if you genuinely believe it's possible to predict gender expression significant to an individual level from Bayesian analysis, I will be happy to take your money to perform highly-priced consulting. Get in touch. [4/4].
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And here's the garbage they base this stupid fuckery on. CONTENT WARNING: contains the kind of statistically offensive leaps of faith that only very sheltered male college students are truly capable of. [3/4].
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You can resist this bullshit (and get less offensive advertising) by setting your gender to something sparkly instead. Check Settings / Account / Your Twitter data / Account / Gender. [2/4].
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Twitter is doing this stupid thing where if you don't state your gender for marketing purposes, they automatically assign you a made-up one using phrenology or whatever. [1/4].
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Bloomfield's slow blink when asked if people should inject bleach to kill the coronavirus took 400 years. Welcome to 2420.
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RT @amiewee: Australia is freaking out about the Covid app, meanwhile Facebook practically knows whenever you fart .#covidsafe.
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RT @RNina_R: People of Newlands, can you pls look under your house or in your garage for my mum’s cat Marco? She hasn’t seen him for 26hour….
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