*wrestles a hard fought 30min match*
*shakes opponent's hand*
*hugs opponent*
*makes out with opponent*
*enters stable relationship with opponent that has intellectual chemistry and emotional intimacy*
*3 month anniversary brunch CLOTHESLINE HEEL TURN IT WAS ALL A SETUP*
When wwe said no, Paul Reubens spent an hour on the phone with me.
He told me how not getting SNL led to the Pee Wee Herman Show. He told me to take my frustration and do something with it - the blessing of not being with everyone is doing what they can’t. He changed my life.
Dear, sweet Paul Reubens. Thank you for everything. You always encouraged me to follow my heart and do what no one else was doing - I don’t know what my life would be without you. You were a true artist and an incredible friend. I love you and miss you.
Brodie Lee was amazing in the ring, but twice as good in the locker room, giving advice, being creative and setting an example of being a good fucking human being.
It’s ridiculous that Takeshita can be this good and then tomorrow he will calmly tweet about how he enjoys the button layout on his new microwave.
#AEWDynamite
🎵 They council me, they understand 🎶 Fuck you for doing this to me bro. As
@AJStylesOrg
would say, ‘frick’.... also he’s a flat earther. Lets talk about THAT
I once pitched to WWE that I was a chauffeur on the “road to Wrestlemania” and I would pick up wrestlers in a town car and ask them questions till they yelled at me.
Brodie Lee signed to WWE but it wasn’t public yet. At his last Buffalo indy show, he told the booker but asked him not to tell anyone.
Booker ends his pre show speech with “And to Brodie Lee, who might be going somewhere bigger & better VERY soon.”
He was fuming & smiling.
Between Jeff Jarrett & Mark Briscoe, there’s something to be said about families who live and bond through wrestling, and how sometimes, the best way to grieve and pay tribute is by doing what you love.
#AEWDynamite
If you told me 5 years ago that Danhausen would be wrestling on TBS for the FTW Championship, I would have believed you because I have such little faith in humanity.
#AEWDynamite
Happy birthday, Taz. You have been a colleague, a friend, a mentor and my North Star. I’m so grateful to sit under your learning tree every week. Thank you for making me a part of your journey and your legacy. Next concert is on me!
Sweet, sweet Daffney. She was loving and supportive the minute I met her and she never stopped.
Ahead of her time and didn’t deserve what she had to deal with. But the people that loved her back will be her legacy.
Randy opens the fridge, the words of my tweet still whirling in his head. He looks at the leftover pastrami sandwich and speaks softly:
“Hey! Nothing you can say. Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me. Now it's time to shine. Gonna take what's mine. Take what's mine.”
Question. Am I a bloated asshole? Seriously. Wanna know. If I am, then please guide me to a professional nutritionist. I don’t want to be NOT in a video game because I am bloated. Shit, heard the cover of that 2K shit banks 6 figures. Wait... (checking...yes, it in fact does) 😘
Me: Your local sports team sucks!
Crowd: BOO
Me: And your town is filthy!
Crowd: BOO
Me: And your infrastructure is crumbling!
Crowd: ...what?
Me: Because your government isn't allocating their resources properly!
Crowd: You're bringing up some really good points.
Remember that alternate universe shit when we thought Sinbad starred in a genie movie? Turns out we were actually thinking of a timeline in the future with Will Smith.
I just did a Cameo, accidentally called the person by the wrong pronoun, yelled "Fuck!" then accidentally uploaded it.
I am retiring from show business.
The amount of people reconnecting, catching up and checking in with each other in reaction to Brodie Lee is unlike anything I’ve seen.
That’s a lasting legacy of leading by example.
Ken Jeong has been many things to me - friend, mentor, confidant, brother. The times we’ve had, the laughs we’ve shared. Together again after 43 years.
I was watching My Babysitter's a Vampire show again, an underrated classic Disney channel show imo, I didn't think I would see RJ City in this. RJ City is everywhere at this point
@RJCity1
#HappyHalloween
My new character is “wrestling commentator who has never seen wrestling before” and I’m just gonna repeatedly scream “What the fuck are we doing here?!”