RITZ Crackers
@Ritzcrackers
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CEO of Salty Club 🟡🧂
Joined March 2012
maturing is realizing i belong on the charcuterie board and not some fancy water crackers
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i love board games. my favorite is the one with cheese, meat, and pickles
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unfortunately i am not nonchalant. i will leave leave crumbs in ur bed
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I love when they clap loudly in meetings, so I can open my bag of snacks
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a soup of the day implies the existence of a soup of the night
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Sorry i took so long in the bathroom. I was going through ur pantry
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halloween is coming if ur trying to scare me i’m afraid of a charcuterie board with lots of pickles
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IT'S MY BDAY!! now everyone go around and say their favorite thing about me
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I did the math and the numbers and confirm we should have a snack break
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everyone always asks “where are the ritz” but nobody asks “how are the ritz”
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I need to borrow some of y’alls situationships for my halloween decoration
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