CC of the night: ''when I have tight turds my balls hurt and I nut all over myself.''

Butt Truffles. Rusty Nuggets. Brown Dragons. Why didn't anyone ever tell me these alternate names for fecal matter?

The serenity and relaxation of a mid-shift poop on one of the busiest nights at one of the busiest ER's...#thighchills #alonetime

Hippos don't like the cold.

It's Graduation Day, Hippos!!!

"Climbing the tree? Is the dick that big?!" #bonfire #innuendo #dicks #treeclimbing

Risk for lockjaw r/t intimate circumstances. #nursingdxprobs #nursing #nursingprobs #shitnursessay #lockjaw #nursingschoolprobs