Hello new followers! Allow me to introduce my journey. Spent most my life as a crash dieting weight yoyo. ~7yrs ago I dropped 1/4 my body weight and have maintained it since. My current focus is low carb and lifting for symptom management of recently diagnosed health conditions.

RT @BowTiedYukon: I’m going to cut, bag and tag the shirts this afternoon depending on how far we advance in baseball. Drop at the post off….

I don't know who needs to hear this but apparently it's National Ice Cream Day.

If you're going to back up an argument with a screenshot of an AI response and you have it set to some goofy ass font I'm most definitely not going to take you seriously.

I've always been bummed my name isn't cool enough to be the title of some pop song, love ballad, etc. Didn't even make the cut for Mambo No. 5.

I somehow let myself run out of @BetterBiom NOBS (thought I had a backup but it was just an empty jar I was hoarding) so I've been stuck using regular toothpaste (still fluoride free, obvi) and I dunno how I used to live like this.

Eating leftover shawarma because @mikeoniron says chicken is a breakfast food.

Ha, I was just reminiscing about my Georgia hair and then this is photo memory popped up of those blonde streaks. I miss them.

Oh hey I just realized I have curved tan lines along my ribs from where my boobs cast a shadow so that's cool, lol.

Finished the yard work this morning (it was silly to keep blowing leaves once the wind storm blew in) and Winchester's prank of the day was to drop a fat steamer hidden in some leaves so I'd find it with the blower.

I've got a handful of health issues, but if I could only get rid of one I'd choose to never have a headache again.

I think the sun is different in Georgia. The summer I spent there it gave me blonde streaks in my hair, something I've never been able to recreate with Arizona sun.

I have a friend of nearly 10 years who just yesterday we found out we both like our desserts frozen. People act like I'm crazy and all along the bestie has been the same brand of crazy.

Taking a loop around the block just so I can roll up to my parents house like this to do their landscaping.

Only 90 degrees out right now but I swear it feels like 80. Funny how you get so used to 100+ that what would have felt hot a couple months ago is now sit outside and enjoy the weather temperature.

Friend texted that his girls woke him up at 5:30, said they made him coffee, and asked if they could go swimming. I feel like many childless people would think, "Ugh, that's why I don't have kids!" But my thought? "Aww, they made you coffee!" Always jelly of folks with littles.

Apparently this pissed off Mother Nature because she pranked me by having a wind storm blow in while I was blowing leaves. Blew them right back in on my face, lol.

The ants thought it would be funny to learn how to climb the legs of my chair and bite me while I'm laying out, so I thought it would be funny to destroy their ain't hill with the weed whacker. Buncha jokesters over here.

When you type gem and your phone changes it to gym. .

My other favorite gym from yesterday was a post with the comments section full of women justifying why it's normal and acceptable for women to have stinky crotches. Umm. what?.