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Whatever you do, make sure you end up with a Kind partner.
There will be days when love will not be enough but a kind person is a kind person regardless.
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Today, Lagos saw probably the unprecedented robbery incident in history!
Eko Bridge was robbed as usual, Osborne Ikoyi was robbed, Carter bridge was robbed.
All, Simultaneously!
But the most interesting part of it is, if it were a PEACEFUL PROTEST being held? POLICE UNLIMITED
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If I give you N1m to pay back 1.3m in 12 months would you collect it?
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You think you are mocking Obidients? Lmaoo you are mocking your future and that of your children.
Even as an APC member you should be embarrassed and ashamed because the court is clearly telling you that there’s no point investing in Education and having no criminal past.
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Funniest thing just happened at the National stadium Surulere traffic light.
Light was still on green, I passed and before I knew it, about 3 LASTMA officials and 2 policemen rushed me and said I should “Park there”
I wound down and the first thing that came to my mouth was
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Come to Aguda Surulere, over 70% of old houses here have been sold.
Who are the omo oju orolari selling them? The same Yorubas that are now crying that they don't want Igbos in Lagos.
The same Igbos you cheerfully received 70m+ from for a plot of land is now your enemy? ENKR
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I prayed and fasted for 3days from 29th to 31st of December into the new year because I wasn't getting promoted at work as I should.
I got promoted THREE times in ONE year.
What’s that experience with God that really strengthened your faith in him?
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Do you guys never ever get tired of asking this stupid questions? Is it a curse?
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From now and henceforth, you will never spend the last money in your account before another one enters. I decree!
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Mobil Filling Station here pay their attendants 13k as salary (one day on, one day off)
That’s 26k a month if they were to work 30days.
For the past 2 decades, petrol attendants have been earning not more than 20k across all Fuel stations.
Why is nobody talking about this? 🤔
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Obesere's peak in Fuji music was 20 years ago.
Man was a total menace.
Rose to stardom and stayed up there for years.
The Fuji Clan especially Wasiu Ayinde hated him so much.
Guess what Obesere did? He built an exact design of K1's house and used it as a Poultry Lmao.
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They killed my brother that I never met.💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
They killed Jimoh Isiaq, my family member from Ita Alasa who I never had the opportunity to meet.
This struggle just became very personal for me.
It's either they
#EndSARS
or we End them!
I am in Pains 😭😭😭
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In one week, Sanwoolu has;
- Visited more churches than he has done in 4years.
- Ordered all LASTMA operatives to cease arrests and stand down.
- Released all impounded vehicles awaiting auction
- Release unpaid Pensions and Gratuity
- Unban Okada Ban
Define Desperation?
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Mr Macaroni is my kind of person. I cannot be against you online and act cool with you offline. Walahi, the beef must continue.
The bowing of head is just a sign of a child that was raised right because Sanwoolu is older than him. Debo is a proper Real G!
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Former Nigerian Actress, Bukky Wright is now an Information Security Auditor in the US. She started at the age of 44 in 2011.
If she did not start, she would still be 55 today without that value addition.
Start that professional course today, you are not too old to do so.
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If you stay around Aguda Surulere and will like to join me free of charge to CMS/Victoria Island daily, hmu.
Departure is 5.45am On Mondays, 6.10am other days.
If you close by 5pm and want to join me back to area also, no wahala.
4 slots.
I’ll pick at my discretion
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I became a father for the first time in my life today. My joy knows no bound 🙏🏿
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One day, some guy sent me a DM that he needed 5k for an urgent need, thankfully enough they just paid my 20k salary so I had money that day.
So I deliberately sent him 15k and chatted him up that I had made a mistake, he should send back 10k.
He did!
It was an integrity test.
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Paid for a bus to pick up young people who wanted to join Peter Obi's campaign at FHA Festac
With my own money, I printed banners, fliers, Face caps, bought food, water and drinks for people at rally center and so on.
Spent over 200k of my own money buying this and that for
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I worked at UBA for 9 years without a single blemish.
No fraud passed through me, no sanctions, never faced Disciplinary Committee panel for any reason whatsoever. I was in charge of billions and never got tempted even for once.
I salute myself, I am a MAN.
It was all God🙏🏿
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If you have time, spare one day and tour Balogun, Idumota, Idumagbo, Oke Arin, Jankara, Adeniji, Berlin, Martin's street all on Lagos Island, you may never buy anything online again.
Not saying all Twitter sellers inflate prices but a good number of them actual unarmed robbers.
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Dear
@EKEDP
I am a band A customer as duly confirmed by your office (see screenshot below)
Since your company did not waste time to implement the new N225/kWh, I have taken it upon myself to monitor your supply uptime and downtime hours from 12:00am 4th of April to 11:59pm
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Who else prefers reading books in hard copy form rather than soft copy?
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The other night I was going to eat fish, saw a woman who had just fallen from a bike and her crates of eggs had had also fallen with her into the gutter.
In her early 40s she looked, she was crying and wasn't even bothered about her injuries.
I came down from the cab....
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Kings,
Broke girls will stunt your growth, they will hinder your development, you will have it very hard achieving your goals.
They will make you suffer for two, when are are supposed to be thinking of doubling your 100k, they will halve it for you.
Avoid them, Like a Plague!
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Ladies and gentlemen, a Police Public Relations Officer and a Deputy Superintendent of Police by rank.
Jesus Christ!
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You served their fathers, you will serve their sons.
Continue defending useless politicians for crumbs at 40 pushing 50.
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We protested for better policing and better governance, they shot at us.
They said we needed to get involved in Politicking to get things changed from status quo we got our voters card, went out en masse to vote, they made sure our votes DID NOT COUNT.
Sit this one out Doc!
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Am I getting a good deal?
15k fuel in 2days is the reason I have to own an inverter whether I like it or not.
That’s bad economics if I continue like this.
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Ladies and gentlemen, 2022 can end now!
Ayo with Peter Obi 🤳
I have made it in Life and my children’s Children shall see this picture 🕺🕺
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Sanwoolu ghosting on us Lagosians is the highest reach though.
I mean for a man you would even see if you opened your pot of soup before elections to now be on some disappearance act?
LMAO
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I am going to download all the LAGOS uploaded results LG by LG in, put it in an excel and publish it for all to see
I will reconcile them with what our LP agents have and let you guys see how much of a fraud Mahmoud Yakub and APC are!
Super charged!
Turn Around Time is 30days!
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From July 1st, you will get 50units or less if you recharge N5,000 on your prepaid meter.
That's what the new Electricity tariff is all about.
Fuel for Generator = No go area
Electricity = Now a Luxury
Congrats to all that had a hand in it, Welcome to full blown Hardship 👏
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The fact that Peter Obi could stand on his feet for over 2 hours during his interactive session at LCCI is an indication that the man was responsible with/in his youthful days.
Something for every young person out there to learn.
Say NO to DRUGS...
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When GEJ did this before 2015 elections, the likes of Tolu Ogunlesi, Japhet Omojuwa and co said he got so drunk to the extent that he passed out in the toilet and couldn't attend the summit.
Those are the ones brandishing Obidients with different names today Lmao
JUST IN: Tinubu fails to join Paris summit economic panel on stage; asks another official to represent Nigeria
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In my 78years on planet Earth, I've never ever in my life come across this kind of snitch.
What the actual fuck is this???
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@FabrizioRomano
@Cristiano
@ManUtd
@Transfers
Ronaldo has just surpassed Messi's "Here We Go" tweet that stayed on Fabrizio Romano's pinned tweet for over 17 days in less than 10mins.
Cr7 is larger than football wtf!!!
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Stop being all unnecessarily rude and disrespectful to Uber and Taxify drivers, they are humans too. Stop dishing out behaviors that you wouldn't accept.
They are people's husbands, people's father.
You can't disrespect people in their own car cos you will pay. Do better!
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Hi
@BenHundeyin
I learnt that the APC are holding a rally today in support of BAT lead by MC Oluomo and I was wondering if you were aware of that as there were no pictures of your men wearing their full gear in prep like they are in anticipation of some full blown riot.
Why?
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Nigerian Government has deployed snipers to skyscrapers in Lekki to kill more people!
Just saw that Live on Arise TV!!!!
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Guys,
If you are 25 and above, married or unmarried.
Always look for a time out to check your blood pressure.
Everything looks fine but trust me, the amount of pressure we soak in should not be overlooked.
The expectations, the pressure to achieve your dreams, etc
Please.
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If you weren't born when sim cards were sold 40k in a CD pack, I am not your mate. If you weren't born when Thuraya, Sagem, Siemens and Motorola blue face were big men phones, I am your ancestor!
If you weren’t born when sim cards were sold for N13,500, i’m not your mate. 🤨
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I don't get this really and I hope this is the last time I'll have to say it.
Myself (A Yoruba man) and countless others who are not Igbos posted and indeed jubilated about the remarkable achievement AirPeace made but you didn't see that to talk about.
Why do you guys prefer to
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RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS:
Stop a hawker today, ask for the total cost of what they are hawking, pick just ONE of the item and give them the cash worth of everything.
That way you have put a smile on their face and also doubled their capital for business.
God bless us all.
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Imagine a whole CBN not carrying out the necessary background search before adopting a name for the new product they launched; E-Naira?
Now the company; ENaira that has been in existence since "04 has sued our Apex bank and court has issued a restraining order to CBN.
A Parody.
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"I'm on my way to your place but stay outside so you can pay the cab man"
🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩
#RedFlag
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You "influencers" actually agreed to work for Sanwoolu? Same man who declared a curfew by 2pm and said it was to take effect by 4pm the same day which led to him drafting soldiers to go and kill peaceful protesters?
Nah it shall never be well with all of you and your generation.
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The day DJ Cuppy eventually loses her cool, the day she finally give these clowns back in their own very coin, the day she gets pushed to the wall and she hits back,
I will be here to defend her 'cos I honestly don't know why y'all can be this vile towards one person GTFOH.
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Happy New Month from the most patriotic Nigerian ever ❤️
We enjoy spreading negative news about our country
We think we are ridiculing the government of the day, but we are only ridiculing ourselves. The earlier we realize this, the better for us. Especially these so-called social media influencers. How I wish this monetization of
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@mrmacaronii
Let me try to translate the Yoruba part for those of you who don’t understand Yoruba
“Yes, you are like an elder brother to me but if “dem born your father’s fathers well, come near me when you see me outside.
You will kiss my shoes, and both of us will leave that scene with
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Hi
@officialABAT
Please stop coming to Lagos. Stay in the Abuja you are meant to be.
Your last visit made your eye service people close down 3rd Mainland Bridge and it resulted into untold hardship.
Lagosians left their offices 5pm and got home the next day. Many Lagosians
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People were robbed on Eko Bridge today.
Another person just said their staff bus was robbed at Abule Egba but all that doesn’t concern Jag Bros since it’s not Rufai Oseni passing BRT lane and there’s no cheap political points to score.
Smh.
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I have never seen a society where the completely poor people defend the completely Rich people who became rich majorly by stealing their commonwealth like Nigeria.
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For those of you saying Electricity has improved and trying to use that to justify the proposed 40% increment in electricity tariffs, I just want to ask you if this is the first ever rainy season you have experienced in this Nigeria.
???????
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If Tinubu likes, he should make $1 become 100naira, I will still not be swayed away from the fact that he did not win the 25th February 2023 Presidential Election!
You can change your mouths however you want because of small propaganda here and there.
Illegality is Illegality!
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My Social media routine
1. Twitter
2. Twitter
3. Twitter
4. Whatsapp
5. Twitter
6. Twitter
7. Whatsapp
8. Whatsapp
9. Instagram
10. Twitter
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Again, if you voted for APC after what their Government did to us for 8years and particularly on the 20th of October 2020, God will judge you accordingly 🙏
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Alimosho, the largest Local Government in Lagos State is a Yoruba dominated area, Tinubu and APC lost there for the first time in history to Peter Obi.
This is not it, Chief.
Proof that this guy was a drug lord was presented, a criminal, everything to make you guys support at least something that is not that fraud. But no, it had to be him cos he’s Yoruba. It can never be well with you idiotssss
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I did what I did with no single, I mean no iota of expecting anything in return.
I mean, I couldn't even recognize her if I'd seen her again
But look at how giving works. Look at how that very small act of kindness is about to open a very mighty door?
Guys, keep doing good ❤️
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Before I left home around 6.45am, this account was on 326 followers. The time is 8.47am and this account is already on 1,023 followers despite it being an obvious Catfish.😢
This is the point I admit that a very high % of boys on twitter have never seen breasts in their lives 😭
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The only thing that has limited Odunlade Adekola's career is not being really good with English.
Imagine an Odunlade Adekola with a spoken English ability of Richard Mofe-Damijo?
UNSTOPPABLE.
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APC are now opening Twitter accounts parading themselves as Igbos and Pro Peter Obi so they can willfully post FAKE news then the rest of them will take it over from there and pin it on Obidients.
We know this modus operandis, you guys need to try harder lol
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APC looked through their party from all over Nigeria and found not a single Christian worthy to be Bola Tinubu's running mate and decided to run with a Muslim-Muslim ticket in a Country of 46% Christian population.
Yet Obi is the religious bigot?
The audacity of these idlots!
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