@StlCardsCards @BirdsOnTheBat13 not accurate. Strauss hasn't tweeted in over a month. Questionable if he is still employed.

. @TheOnion @OnionSports Did you see the new Bacon Wrapped Oregon Ducks football jersey Nike is making.

Since Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter tanked will we not get to Pete Rose: Vampire Hunter now?

Maybe @SIRIUSXM just needs to give Led Zeppelin their own channel. http://t.co/NOPh9Axu

If you were to compare Pujols season to a awful movie, which Madonna movie would it be? @JoeStrauss

It's a 2 for Thursday on @SIRIUSXM http://t.co/OnjgfuLJ

@MarylandMudflap it's going to be tougher to explain to mine why I never stopped.

@DCdebbie I have counted roughly 98 tweets by you today. That doesn't seem like too many.

Artie Lange comes back and Greg Giraldo in a possible suicide attempt on the same night. Damn. Best of times, Worst of times.