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@ProfessorMunch
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Whoop wearer. Yuengling enjoyer. Ultra Half-Marathon Runner. Space Force Veteran.
Ur mom
Joined February 2024
This is how it feels seeing your friends day drink while you’re at work.
Uncle Bot update: he cannot play Basketball with the boys yet as this is still beyond his capabilities. He will watch and support them from the sidelines, though.
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Since Mamdani isn’t US born does this mean I can just pour thousands into him not being the nominee and guaranteed win?.
Polymarket just launched their 2028 election and nominee markets and Gavin Newsom is ahead. He would be a terrific nominee and an amazing president. MAGA wouldn’t have a chance after Trump’s disastrous presidency.
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The chalk board at club 4 has turned into people asking for roid connections and whoring themselves out. Truly incredible.
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Does a 22 year guy old have more in common with a 15 year old or a 40 year old guy.
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Whenever Wes Rucker tweets about how he would like to have sex with his tenth great grandmother I remember that Pat Summit had 6 miscarriages.
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I think this is the point where NIL officially becomes a mistake.
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What college major gets you the job where you sit in a truck with an ak and shoot at wild hogs?.
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Holy shit these people should executed by firing squad.
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Fuck.
BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell ESPN.
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Friday. Almost Months End. Do you hear those trumpets? They’re bringing in the closer.
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I think love island and all the shows are incredibly stupid. BUT, two years ago I watched the show Milf Manor and that was probably one of the craziest things I’ve ever watched in my life.
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