The Pelicans are doing you a FAVOR right now!! They are showing you, unapologetically, who they are. And when someone shows you who they are, believe them. And WALK AWAY!!! If you stay, and complain, you aren’t a victim. You are an enabler.

This was a close one!

Imagine if someone told you that you would have to ADD assets to Zion to get freaking Michael Porter, Jr. But here we are.

CJ in his last 10 games: 23ppg, 50% from the field, 47% from 3 Meanwhile, Jordan Poole…..

Lakers call and offer Gabe Vincent, Dalton Knect, Adou Thiero, 2030 swap and 2031 first for Herb and Jordan Hawkins. You say?

Throw in Thiero and a swap and I would do this.

KD or a dirty soda? Tough choice

“Getting more picks” isn’t the key to the ‘Thunder Model’ Building a once in a generation culture and developmental system is why they are where they are. You can give the Pels ALL of OKCs future picks and they wouldn’t amount to shit because the foundation is rotten

GIF your reaction if this comes across the timeline: Pelicans trade Zion Williamson and Herb Jones to the Dallas Mavericks for Anthony Davis

Fears wants to play fast. Queen wants to play slow. But they CAN work long term, IF Queen can become a better rebounder. Queen rebounds, sends Wes Unseld-esque outlet pass to Fears, and he is off to the races. In half court, Fears just needs to become a better shooter. It’s a

Pels have to start winning games. Not to make the pick worse for Atlanta — that’s shit is gone But to get out of this position of desperation on the trade market. A team that has won 12 of 20 as the trade deadline approaches can ask more for its players than a 7-34 team

Jazz have recently called about Trey. You will hear about it as we get closer to February. They are serious

I’ve heard thousands of filthy rap songs in my lifetime, but nothing tops ‘Some Cut’ Sounds like a love ballad on the surface but just filled with the most vulgar shit imaginable Love it

You can see that Zion can be Pascal if you squint like a mother fucker

BI is another one. Same exact player. He just will have more team success now that he isn’t in the most incompetent organization in the league

There is this narrative that guys go on to be much better players when they leave the Pelicans. This simply isn’t true They go on to have much better TEAM success with other teams. But AD, CP3, even Dyson, etc didn’t get better. They just had success with a real organization

Is Bryce McGowens this years Brandon Boston/Matt Ryan (got minutes and usage when everyone was out) or is he a Naji/Jose type find that will be a rotation guy for a few years?

Imagine if someone told you, back when you were optimistic in the preseason, that the first 3 shots of the 4th quarter in a game in November against the Lakers would be shot by Peavy, Alexander, and McGowens

What do you think Dumars and Weaver say when they are looking back at this past offseason….in an honest moment. Nobody else around

You realize that the Pelicans franchise will never be relevant, right?

If the Monstars ever come for real, we gotta tell them that the Pelicans have the best basketball players on the planet. Wont even need prime MJ. Bill Murray will be enough.