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Defense lawyer. #StopCopCity 🍉

Austin, TX
Joined January 2008
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Park
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2 days
I saw Weapons last night, and I’m baffled at all of the good reviews. It was so bad that I wrote a review on @letterboxd.
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I was very disappointed in this movie. It took too long to get to the substance of the plot, there were too many plot holes, and it left me wanting a much better explanation of the backstory. I feel…
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5 days
How are you tweeting from prison?.
@ElizabethHolmes
Elizabeth Holmes
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9 days
I have never pushed myself harder mentally, physically, or spiritually in my life. Mohammad Ali's 'I don't start counting the sit ups until they hurt' has become a metaphor for every single hour.
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9 days
RT @briangaar: Stolen teacher valor, just be bazillionaires (oh right, that’s not relatable)
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15 days
Gave his life to christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. 🤣.
@ByronDonalds
Byron Donalds
@ByronDonalds
16 days
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸
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18 days
Nooooo! Don’t ticket the @Waymo!
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18 days
I hate this motherfucker so much.
@Acyn
Acyn
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18 days
Abbott on Redistricting: What the Democrats have done is disgraceful and potentially illegal. If California is trying to squeeze out more Republicans, there will be lawsuits that overturn that.
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2 months
Well, shit :(
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2 months
Ok, the AT&T download speed at ORD is impressive.
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2 months
Verifying myself: I am park on 1lM31pFsPTz_E_1vO8DboKxAaPTvkZXXijS8 /
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2 months
Happy Independence Day. Here are some fireworks to distract from the fact that the Republicans are hell-bent on destroying this country.
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2 months
This sums it up perfectly. (And if you want a glimpse into the brain of the delusional MAGA cult, check out the comments from the blue checks that FElon pushes to the top.).
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Brian Gaar
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2 months
I wrote about how it feels particularly weird to celebrate the Fourth of July this year.
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2 months
Tandem Ciders (North Michigan).
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3 months
In a couple years, Karen Read is going to release an “If I Did It” book. #KarenRead.
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3 months
These questions from the jury do not look good for Karen Read. I see some guilty verdicts coming. #KarenRead.
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3 months
RT @BrahinHB: No Kings, no looting. Also, Go Kings go.
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3 months
Sickening.
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3 months
About to see Pee Wes’s Big Adventure at The Paramount.
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3 months
Correction: Alex Jones is an unhinged lunatic, and a horrible person.
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3 months
I no longer stand by this Tweet. Alex Jones is an unhinged lunatic.
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17 years
Alex Jones is awesome.
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@parks
4 months
Wow.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
4 months
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?. NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country . HASSAN: That's incorrect
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