RT @MFDOOM: DOOM IS NOT ON TWITTER.

RT @EggplantBell: @evanbrynne, @pbh. Paul's first taste of popcorn and nutritional yeast. His first comment was, "I mean, it's OK." http:/….

RT @ACityInOhio: @pierrelegrain I want to build a monument to this man, a Tower of Babel reaching the heavens, constructed with nothing but….

RT @ACityInOhio: Amazon Touts 3D Yo Integration in New Fire Phone. #GameChanger http://t.co/2axLMxoZl3.

@birdfeeder Ah, so more palate cleanser than dessert. Thanks!.

@birdfeeder Debate at lunch: Is the "refresha" to be drunk before or after the meal?.

RT @ACityInOhio: The Amazon/publisher feud is dark and full of terrors. http://t.co/HYydhhDWq9.

1 scoop chocolate raspberry, 1 scoop black and white in chocolate dipped cup from Mitchell's Ice Cream #SurpriseMeResult.

@birdfeeder Worried I've been reading too much into food lately. Was scallop mac-n-cheese with goldfish a silly sea theme with a wink?.

RT @kevinweil: Only on Twitter: http://t.co/xxif4c3OCy.

I value (test-first) test-driven development for highlighting incorrect language/library beliefs and favoring more functional designs.

Not testing is a great way to write a lot of code fast, it's just not a great way to write a lot of correct code fast.

51 minutes there, 27 minutes back. #TourDeNapa #pavoo http://t.co/maXIuEH8EY.

Though fate has torn us apart, we will always have Yountville. @rchensu @sandeepsripada @dhotchkiss #pavoo.

Abstract algebra?! This is a CRUD web service! #scala.

RT @taramoriarty1: Someone doesn't like #smartcars! 3 cars like this flipped over by vandals #SanFrancisco #KTVU 6-8 suspects in hoodies ht….

RT @ScannerSays: Someone is running around flipping over Smart cars tonight. So far 2 separate reports, suspects possibly driving a truck w….

#1: "Why do you want a motorcycle?".#2: "So, I've decided I want to be Iron Man.".