All the COVID-19 particles in the world could fit in a Coke can, scientist says

@Orwell_Fan @nypost Simon this suggestion is absolutely ridiculous and completely unscientific. You've made me quite angry. In fact this level of desperation for attention is almost Zands-esque.

@sarah_ox_laugh @nypost I'm just throwing it out there as an idea, it makes sense to me.

@Orwell_Fan @nypost The real scientists would be working on doing exactly this Simon

@Orwell_Fan @nypost DANGER YOU COULD GET TRAP IN THERE ANN ALL THOUGH SI

@Orwell_Fan @nypost And then throw it in a volcano maybe?

@Orwell_Fan @nypost maybe if we paint a pangolin on the side of the can

@Orwell_Fan @nypost Next Covid season:

@Orwell_Fan @nypost wtf

@Orwell_Fan @nypost With a flute, maybe

@Orwell_Fan @kfRedhot @nypost Pandora's coke can

@Orwell_Fan @nypost Then send them back to china, bkos they will eventual develop another pandemic.

@Orwell_Fan @nypost Big brain

@Orwell_Fan @nypost Yes! Just label a coke can "weakest immune system in the world" and watch the magic happen!