Us: “we’re too old for Christmas” Also us: “WERE THOSE REINDEER FOOTSTEPS?!?!???!”

K, who’s doing matching holiday PJs with us?

Physically we’re in our desks. Mentally, we’re anywhere else.

Remember when we only wore face masks on Halloween?

Free idea: candy corn, but make it cherry, lime, and blue raspberry.

It’s almost fall which can only mean one thing - Bomb Pops by the fireplace. (But pls eat quickly so we don’t melt)

Okay, we worked really hard on this Labor Day tweet. Don’t let it flop.

Now seeking: our doppelganger to take our place when classes starts.

Of all the roles we play, our favorite is being a superhero at snack time. #ToTheRescue #SnackCity

Does content creation count as a summer job? Asking for a friend.

Pro tip: Middles can be used for karaoke. Just don’t drop the mic. It’s sticky. #NotOneThing

Remember when we used to all wear jeans everyday? Us neither, we have sticks for legs.

When you love sunbathing, but sunbathing doesn’t love you back. #Help #Im #Melting

A Bomb Pop is #NotOneThing. In fact it’s four things: a blue raspberry bottom, a lime middle, a cherry top, and a powerful tool to rebel against empires.

A Bomb Pop Middles is #NotOneThing. It’s an ice creamy outside, a gooey middle, and a door to the multiverse NBD.

Comes in three flavors AND three dimensions! #NotOneThing

Fun fact! If you turn a Red, White, and Blue Bomb Pop sideways it turns into a Blue, White, and Red Bomb Pop and becomes fluent in French #NotOneThing #OohLaLa

It’s what’s inside that counts. Especially if it’s gooey. Gooey insides are the best insides. #NotOneThing

Check out the Bomb Pop Middles Summer Jams contest finalists on our SoundCloud playlist! Vote for your favorite to help us choose this year’s summer banger 🎶 🔥 #NotOneThing

This tweet is our most liked tweet on the outside, and the most retweeted in the middle: “Weekend – DUH! – plans?” #NotOneThing