@OddlyHorrifying
My dad gave me so many of those, I was starting to think he was trying to drown me. But now I know it was love, self sufficiency, and alcoholism. Thanks, dad!
@OddlyHorrifying
I can vouch that this method of teaching kids how to swim really works. It's how I learnt how to swim. ...Although it didn't work for my twin sister, may she rest in peace.