Jarrett Lee truther
@Nussmeierburner
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saints, tigers, bad golfer, yearling shooter.
The creek
Joined October 2022
Watching that Lane Kiffin presser felt like eating out at Blue Store Chicken after four years of Applebee’s. From corporate kitchen to soul food. It might give you high cholesterol, but by God it’s a good time.
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Dearest Mother— I have defected from the Rebel Legion. My holster at my side as I walked onto a plane to Death Valley. Many will ask why. At its core, my heart yearned for the roar of the crowd ever since that ill fated night when I lost to these tigers in 2024. GK
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Attempting to fix my timeline: Golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf
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Buddy got his first Chilly last night. The part he won’t ever forget: guy in the row behind him walking up the stairs with 4 water bottles during Tie Your Shoes and asking “Y’all fucking ready for this?” 😂
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Dearest, General Kelly has brought nothing but shame upon the proud Army of LSU. His failures have tarnished our name and spirit. I, General Johnson, say enough is enough, such a loser has no place among our ranks. He must be relieved of command at once. - General Jay
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Dearest Louisiana, General Tony Vitello of the Tennessee regiment has deserted his post, abandoning his men in their darkest hour. The Vol ranks crumble without their leader. His cowardice spreads through their ranks like disease. Let it be known: we comin. - General Jay
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“this is my son, the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald”
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Eating a pimento cheese sandwich with a BAC of .337 is some wild prep for the Masters
Wanted to follow up on this one. Texas A&M Police were unable to comment on whether this individual is okay nor not. I certainly hope this person is recovering well! But they were able to confirm that the sandwich in question was a "pimento cheese" sandwich.
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Mansoor Delane has allowed just six catches for 77 yards on 211 coverage snaps this season. Don’t bother trying to reach him. He’s on island time.
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The SEC was better with just 10 teams: Auburn LSU Georgia Alabama Florida Ole Miss Tennessee Kentucky Vanderbilt Miss State
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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In honor of Mike Gundy I will be driving home from the bar tonight
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