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Scott

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@BarackObama
Barack Obama
8 years
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
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@ChefGreeny
Eric Greenspan
10 years
For those wondering why I simultaneously look tan, exhausted and a wee bit stressed 😜
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la.eater.com
In the former JiRaffe space, no less.
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@nsfw
Scott
10 years
Yes! The @rviplounge needs to travel @Winnebego style!
@rviplounge
RVIP Lounge
10 years
Dear @Winnebago : I love you. Let's talk.
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@nsfw
Scott
11 years
On average a bisexual will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the world in their lifetime. #bisexualfacts #youthinkyourbetterthanme
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@rviplounge
RVIP Lounge
12 years
Looking pretty good (right?) at 808 Brannan right now - with @applause http://t.co/GltafTRlwp
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@grilledcheese
Greenspan's πŸžπŸ§€πŸ”₯
12 years
Today is the day! Greenspan's Grilled Cheese opens at 11am! Come on in and see us! @chefgreeny #grilledcheeseday
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Scott
12 years
Whoa - it worked! #newfeature
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Scott
12 years
@NSFW would like to recall his last tweet
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Scott
12 years
Supressing urge to grab http://t.co/Mj5hz6QtuP -- having trouble telling good ideas from bad ones today. #teuronypical
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@alicyn
Alicyn Packard
13 years
American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: http://t.co/bGaK2FeDFp @HuffingtonPost
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@alicyn
Alicyn Packard
13 years
American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: http://t.co/bGaK2FeDFp @teamcnn
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Scott
13 years
Well this is interesting. "Bang with Friends" "totally anonymous"? Not so very much! https://t.co/SsBnhaAFdV
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Scott
13 years
RIP Annette - you will always be the hottest Mouseketeer and my favorite Wild Bikini Stuffer! http://t.co/XdLNomTIBv
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Scott
13 years
37 degrees. I blame global warming. Really. http://t.co/4En0IZyf
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Scott
13 years
Tonight: Cozy fire, Rum drinks, grilled cheese, Red Wine, bananas foster, Roaring Fire and Season One of Girls! F T F W !
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Scott
13 years
I bet if I put "Life Coach" as an expertise on my linked-in profile, well meaning people will Endorse it.
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Scott
13 years
Lunch time experiment with s3 results in http://t.co/HX7eU6jL getting back on the air. Check it out if you haven't.
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