This Dec.... Shosh: Wapi bibi? Me: Wapi meno?

Yes your life is over at 19

Even with a goal 😂😂😂

Against all odds, Sweden finished FIRST from the bottom of Group B 🥹🙌 ASS RECOGNIZE ASS 👏👏👏

Kama hukuwahi andikia crushie wako broken passage so anafill the blanks huwezi niadvice about love

I’m bored *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter*

Manze msee ataingia lopha kutoka tao nimeangusha tululu yangu joh na unalia nikucall Iko na sensitive info,retweet niipate Kuna chai

That moment unagonja HIV results, then you overhear the nurse inside akisema "lakini he looks innocent thou"💀😂

"My ex trying to replace me"

YOU ARE TAKING THE PISS 😭😭😭

Unalala saa tatu kama kuku😂

Vita kidogo kidogo na wamama wa ploti ashakwambia mhame 😢

ndio helicopter inangurumishwa kumamaye leo altitude iko favourable

Mwanaume Unafanyia nini water bottle?

Kuna form 4 mahali hasomi anadhani knec ni shingo😂

Peaceful break up ndio kusema nini,, mwambie ako na kichwa kubwa.

When other regions unite it's is national unity,but when Mt.Kenya unites it's tribal

A real man must have a torn underwear in that box.

Hamnaanga single friends mnipee through pass

A successful 5 hrs nap 🙂