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Aaraynsh
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A friend planned to start an automotive parts manufacturing unit, > Applied for GST, rejected twice for useless reasons. >Went for land clearance, had to feed people at the development authority. > Pollution board next, can't skip the babus. >Factory license, BIS, fire NOC,
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@Nitin_Rivaldo
Nitin Gupta
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Jihadis led by Sufi Ali Musliyar cut open wombs of Hindu women and took out babies in 1921 during Moplah Jihad Gandhi praised Jihadis by saying 'Brave God-fearing Moplahs who were fighting 4 what they consider as religion & in a manner which they consider as religious'
@AdityaRajKaul
Aditya Raj Kaul
2 years
A pregnant woman in Southern Israel was found by Hamas terrorists. They dissected her body. Her stomach was cut open and they took the fetus out with the umbilical cord. And let the unborn child die slowly out of his mother’s womb. This is what inhuman savages Hamas do to people.
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
In 2002, 59 Hindus were burnt alive in Godhra by Farooq Bhana : Secy, District Cong Muhammad Kalota : Convenor, Cong minority cell Haji Bilal : Cong worker Yakub Pataliya
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
Jews - 22% of all Nobel Prizes Islamists - 99% of all terrorist organizations. https://t.co/ilDEBud3L3
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
After occupying holy sites of Hindus in Ayodhya, Kashi, Mathura Jews in Jerusalem Buddhists in Afghanistan Jains in Delhi, Gwalior. Christians in Middle East & North Africa. Parsis in Persia Of all religions older than Islam. Jihadis claim their land is occupied!
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@NobleInsightss
NobleInsights
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🇵🇸 Palestine is claiming that land of Israel just because they were there Few decades back, and hence there should no Jews exist there. With that logic, if we move back some more years back, Islam didn’t exist. And land of today’s Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan etc. were part
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
So, peace only means that their numbers aren't enough yet to wage an all out Jihad to make that area an Islamic state(Dar-al-Islam) The peace u see is tactical & temporary. Not ideological. What they do in majority is their actual belief system. As seen in Pak, B'desh, Afg.
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Nitin Gupta
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Dar-al-Islam : Whr M's r majority & there is Sharia Law. Dar-al-Harb (Abode of Jihad) : Whr M's r majority but no Sharia law. Dar-al-Aman : Whr M's r minority, so tactical peace till they becum majority. Jammu is Dar-al-Aman, Kashmir is Dar-al-Harb & PoK,Pak is Dar-al-Islam
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Nitin Gupta
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Suhrawardy butchered 1000's of Hindus in Calcutta in 1946 In 1947, Gandhi sat on a fast with him for peace. That was Gandhi's India. Sucking up to Jihadis. Today landlords r refusing to rent out flats to supporters of Hamas terrorists. The 'terror-o-phobia' is too much.
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
Killing Jews in Israel Hindus in Kashmir, Bengal Buddhists in Myanmar, Sri Lanka. Christians in Nigeria & Somalia Kya sabhi ne Kitab misinterpret kar li hai? Ya Jo yeh sab kar rahe hai, wahi actual interpretation hai?
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Nitin Gupta
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Qasim Rizvi headed MIM while his Jihadi militia of Razakars butchered Hindus. After Rizvi fled to Pak. Owaisi's grandpa took over MIM & it renamed it AIMIM. Movie Nizam aur Rizvi par bani hai. Dard we 'chose India' bolne wale Owaisis ko hoga. https://t.co/mr5MUcXz1M
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
Congress is the new Muslim League BJP is the new Congress.
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
Unless there are a few issues where you at least slightly disagree with your political party, then you are not in a political party, you are in a cult
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Nitin Gupta
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Surgical strikes on Pakistan is easy. Surgical strikes on mini pakistans are hard.
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
Jinnah demanded no music & hindu processions in front of mosques pre partition. Stone pelting on Hindu processions comes from deep rooted hatred for Kafirs. A pattern repeated over & over isn't a conspiracy. It is reflex action. Conspiracy is hatched. Reflex action is automatic
@AHindinews
ANI_HindiNews
2 years
#WATCH नूंह में स्थिति नियंत्रण में है और जिले में कर्फ्यू लगा दिया गया है...दोनों समुदाय लंबे समय से नूंह में शांतिपूर्वक रह रहे हैं। इसके पीछे एक साजिश है। जिस तरह से पत्थर, हथियार, गोलियां मिलीं, उससे लगता है कि इसके पीछे कोई मास्टरमाइंड है। हम विस्तृत जांच करेंगे और इसमें
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@ARanganathan72
Anand Ranganathan
2 years
The BJP wants to hang True Indology. In Public. For his referenced, historically cited commentary. The one who was unparalleled in intellect, who demolished Leftist and Islamist propaganda every waking day, who was the source of strength to millions, is to be hanged in public.
@Dev_Fadnavis
Devendra Fadnavis
2 years
क्रांतिज्योती सावित्रीबाई फुले यांच्याबाबत आक्षेपार्ह लेखन करणाऱ्या आरोपींवर कारवाई करण्यासाठी ट्विटरकडून माहिती मागण्यात आली आहे. तीन वेळा आतापर्यंत पत्र लिहिण्यात आली आहेत. हे आरोपी शोधून कोणत्याही परिस्थितीत त्यांच्यावर कठोर कारवाई करण्यात येईल. विरोधी पक्ष अशा विषयात राजकारण
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Nitin Gupta
2 years
Building completion file pending. JE says, "Ur rain water harvesting isn't made as per govt. approved drawing" I said, "शायद इसलिए मेरे यहाँ पानी नहीं भरा. क्योंकि जहाँ सरकारी डिज़ाइन वाले बने है, वहां मिनिस्टर नाव लेकर घूम रहे है"
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Nitin Gupta
3 years
BSNL in 22-23 LOSS : 6,982 cr BSNL/MTNL Funding 2019 : 69,000 cr 2022 : 1,64,000 cr 2023 : 89,000 cr 2019-23 : 3,22,000 cr This is twice the amount GOI made in 5G auction. Twice the amount GOI has spent on PM Awas Yojana from 2019-23! Insane!
@CNBCTV18Live
CNBC-TV18
3 years
#JustIN | Cabinet approves revival package of ₹89,047 cr for BSNL: Sources say
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Nitin Gupta
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GST collections up from 90 K cr/month to 1.87 lakh cr/month. Instead of reducing tax rates as promised. They are raising tax rates. Govt. should just take 100% of our money as tax. & then give us 5% of it as 'PM Samman Nidhi' for our basic expenses.
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Nitin Gupta
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Great work @KapilMishra_IND Bhai 🙏
@KapilMishra_IND
Kapil Mishra
3 years
Jai Shri Ram Thank you all 🙏 ₹ One Crore collected in less than 24 hours My tears can't stop Hindus stand together with family of Kanhaiya Ji #HinduEcosystem We will also give ₹ 25 Lakh to Ishwar Singh ji who is in hospital Click Now:
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