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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
2 years
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
@KiKi1185
Kristin
2 years
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
2 days
If you've not tried JellyGoat, this is the perfect opportunity. Absolutely delicious and will complement everything you use it on.
@GoatsSMOLbatch
JellyGOATinc
2 days
Black Friday sale starts in just a few hours. 10% discount on all jars will show at checkout automatically Runs until 11:59pm EST Monday night or until we sell out. About 2k jars in stock ready to ship out and awe your guests at the next gathering or to indulge in selfishly
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
2 days
It's about to go down @Half_A_Pond
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
3 days
Hey Canada, got room for one more?
@CNviolations
Community Notes & Violations
4 days
“I hate being in my 20s. I hate going to work. I don’t want a job. I don’t want to work. I hate not working... I hate breathing. I hate sleeping. I hate waking up... I hate our fucking president... I hate people. I hate everything, and I hate everyone.” https://t.co/yRQgR7sCWo
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
4 days
Hey @Stearns_E , think we can convince him to hang out and maybe shoot a little in AL?
@MikeBennet91074
Mike Bennett
4 days
Just a thought...I generally 'publish' my routes to/from Whistler...horrible OPSEC...then I DM folks along the way and try to coordinate link up... https://t.co/dKfSMDGi2m If you purchase the hard copy, and you are along my 'path', I'll do what I can to meet up and sign your
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
4 days
People know they can just stop sharing the crazy black chick's loony ideas, right?
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@DillowTalk2
TexasAF 🇺🇸
5 days
PLEASE RETWEET THE MONDAY POLL! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
5 days
We're gonna get Rick Rolled aren't we?
@CultLaser
Cultivated Laser
5 days
Hey patch of the month club members: Did you scan your coin?
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
5 days
Oh yay. The theater kids are here to save us...
@saras76
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹
6 days
Treasonous CIA Senator Elissa Slotkin defends calls for military to defy CIC “illegal orders” by comparing consequences troops may face by using the movie “A Few Good Men” and Nuremberg as examples. These people are off their meds
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
5 days
The Chaos Terrain sequel seems watered down.
@joelgaines
Joel
5 days
Once upon a time, there was a little village in the middle of everywhere. There were awesome people who drank a lot of water. It was awesome. They cheered each other on because they felt good from all the awesome awesome hydration. It was pretty awesome. The End.
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
5 days
I think this is code for turtles. @iamhaleyshane
@ImMeme0
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
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🚨BREAKING: Campbell Soup’s VP and Chief Information Security Officer, Martin Bally, was secretly recorded saying the company uses bioengineered meat, their products aren’t healthy, and that it’s mostly poor people who buy them. "We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
7 days
Blueberry JellyGoat grilled cheese. Absolutely phenomenal. @GoatsSMOLbatch
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
8 days
IN THE BUNKER!
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
9 days
He's getting desperate. The pressure is building.
@mnsibley
Mark "Buttons" Sibley
9 days
This why you’re in the trunk. No ones gonna save you. I may rewrite the chapter and become worse.
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
9 days
A rampart.
@Smith_WessonInc
Smith & Wesson Inc.
9 days
in your opinion, what's the best platform for home defense?
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
9 days
That's an Arren key.
@TheBattlecock
BattlecockActual
9 days
Bet you’ve never seen an Allen key do this before.
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
9 days
Oh my lands!
BREAKING: Hyperbolic slop designed to make you mad enough to comment on my post so I get a fraction of penny. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
9 days
It's a sad day, but necessary at this point.
@TheTrunkTales
The Trunk Tales
9 days
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Department of Goofy Detection and Prevention (DGDP) Office of the Director STATEMENT FROM DIRECTOR GRIMZY Regarding the Ongoing Case of Mark “Buttons” Sibley The Department of Goofy Detection and Prevention wishes to formally notify the public that
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@NerdySmurph
Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
9 days
*boing!*
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@CultLaser
Cultivated Laser
9 days
New Patch and Mag Drop tonight! Keep your eyes peeled!
@CultLaser
Cultivated Laser
9 days
Cookin with fire today!!
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