Nakatomi Plaza Event Coordinator
@NerdySmurph
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Without me, this account wouldn't exist.
Joined April 2022
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
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If you've not tried JellyGoat, this is the perfect opportunity. Absolutely delicious and will complement everything you use it on.
Black Friday sale starts in just a few hours. 10% discount on all jars will show at checkout automatically Runs until 11:59pm EST Monday night or until we sell out. About 2k jars in stock ready to ship out and awe your guests at the next gathering or to indulge in selfishly
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Hey Canada, got room for one more?
“I hate being in my 20s. I hate going to work. I don’t want a job. I don’t want to work. I hate not working... I hate breathing. I hate sleeping. I hate waking up... I hate our fucking president... I hate people. I hate everything, and I hate everyone.” https://t.co/yRQgR7sCWo
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Hey @Stearns_E , think we can convince him to hang out and maybe shoot a little in AL?
Just a thought...I generally 'publish' my routes to/from Whistler...horrible OPSEC...then I DM folks along the way and try to coordinate link up... https://t.co/dKfSMDGi2m If you purchase the hard copy, and you are along my 'path', I'll do what I can to meet up and sign your
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People know they can just stop sharing the crazy black chick's loony ideas, right?
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We're gonna get Rick Rolled aren't we?
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Oh yay. The theater kids are here to save us...
Treasonous CIA Senator Elissa Slotkin defends calls for military to defy CIC “illegal orders” by comparing consequences troops may face by using the movie “A Few Good Men” and Nuremberg as examples. These people are off their meds
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The Chaos Terrain sequel seems watered down.
Once upon a time, there was a little village in the middle of everywhere. There were awesome people who drank a lot of water. It was awesome. They cheered each other on because they felt good from all the awesome awesome hydration. It was pretty awesome. The End.
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I think this is code for turtles. @iamhaleyshane
🚨BREAKING: Campbell Soup’s VP and Chief Information Security Officer, Martin Bally, was secretly recorded saying the company uses bioengineered meat, their products aren’t healthy, and that it’s mostly poor people who buy them. "We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys
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He's getting desperate. The pressure is building.
This why you’re in the trunk. No ones gonna save you. I may rewrite the chapter and become worse.
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A rampart.
in your opinion, what's the best platform for home defense?
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That's an Arren key.
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Oh my lands!
BREAKING: Hyperbolic slop designed to make you mad enough to comment on my post so I get a fraction of penny. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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It's a sad day, but necessary at this point.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Department of Goofy Detection and Prevention (DGDP) Office of the Director STATEMENT FROM DIRECTOR GRIMZY Regarding the Ongoing Case of Mark “Buttons” Sibley The Department of Goofy Detection and Prevention wishes to formally notify the public that
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New Patch and Mag Drop tonight! Keep your eyes peeled!
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