Universal adoption of USB-C has been my favorite tech advancement of the last 10 years.

Irrefutable proof that god does not exist.

I really do not understand screen time anymore. I literally just woke up & was not awake during that multi-hour spike in the middle of the night 😐

Why tf does standby clock count towards screen time 🤔

Nobody's current vehicle lineup is more confusing and oversaturated than BMW 😭 110 different models???? HELLO?! 😭.

The system hates you.

Who's the CEO of the NFL again? Jw.

Fascist countries ban apps.

If I gift you a 2XP on Duolingo you BETTER return the mf favor 😩.

YouTubeTV price increasing $10? Not a great look for the CEO. 🫣.

Ice cream chain name idea: Cold Stone Steve Austin 😂🍦.

Been rocking no case on my phone bc the lip made it difficult to swipe down for notifications/control center. Gotta say. kinda love it lol.

Do yourself a favor and take the five minutes to unsubscribe from all the companies clogging your email.

Imagine being bad at your job. how embarrassing 💀.

Diggin my spooky setup 👻

RT @MereKatKat:

Kinda really wanna get the Silent Hill 2 remake but $70 feels steep 🫣.

RT @messedupfoods: ︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎ ︎︎

Just sneezed 4 times in a row so needless to say I'm ready for bed.