Kirsty Darbyshire
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I am not here. You can find me in plenty of other places though, including @[email protected]
Holmfirth, UK
Joined August 2007
But what to do if you somehow happen to be one of those people who is an adult and a woman at the same time…. 🤷🏻♀️.
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excuse me, apparentlythis is the easiest way to get my screenshots off the switch #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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Wiping old 10.8 MacBook: it’s trying to recover to not yet available El Capitan? Then tells me I can’t have that yet! http://t.co/Cvzmvmto04.
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@megpickard I remember the verb “telecottaging” but am sure there was a different noun too which is eluding me.
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RT @Waterstones: RT to WIN a copy of @ManBookerPrize shortlisted The Lives of Others by Neel Mukherjee http://t.co/aqnnrbEKA8 End 30/9 http….
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Hurray! The Tour de France float parade is on its way to my house! :D http://t.co/J5WH1nvIYa.
bbc.co.uk
Dozens of large articulated lorries carrying the Tour de France parade vehicles and start and finish sets arrive by ship in Hull.
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That might be the first time ever for putting the rectangular duvet into the cover right way! *beams* Oh, cover is inside out….
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“There is not much doubt that will will win, and shall shall lose, in the end.“ Shan’t! http://t.co/RfCh4egYCV.
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GamesWithWords (correctly) guessed that I speak English (England) & my native language is English #WhichEnglish
http://t.co/qXhCwi6526.
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I swear these French weather forecasts are just to prank tourists. Locals know it is sun all day so put up 90% chance of hail as a laugh.
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In French Cluedo the spanner is “clé anglaise” - English key -can’t quite work out if I ought to be insulted by this! Iost anyway.
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Managed to pick up a hire car outside the UK without feeling ripped off. Thanks Citer at Nice Airport! (Probably jinxed the return now…).
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Rubik’s solved with faded sparkly stickers with a blue/green identity problem. http://t.co/XREmjP0EYl.
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Never leave a cheapo imitation Rubik’s cube on a windowsill unsolved. I can’t tell faded sparkly blue from faded sparkly green.
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Going to have to find a real Rubik’s cube out before today’s Google doodle sends me right round the bend.
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I’ve been trying to resign from the position of home sysadmin for years. Switching to macs was supposed to free me up….
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