What did I do to deserve this?
@ncmle
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Unsolved mysteries of the bizarre shit happening in my everyday life 🤘
Joined June 2012
this message is for 2021 you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m gonna beat the fuck outta you bitch
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Not #maneskin looking like the vampire Lestat’s band from Queen of The Damned. Tell me I’m wrong 💀 #RockinEve
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Blind people gonna be happy asf when they see this one
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Me when anyone tries to tell me my cats are “self sufficient” and “probably don’t care” when I’m gone
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Wow me for 5 years straight at my old job 😅
my co worker and i still showing up to work even though we said we’d quit
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Telling people you actually enjoy candy corn elicits the same response as telling them you’re a Trump supporter these days.
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please stop trying to slide into my dms with mac & cheese pics. i work for boston market. i see mac & cheese constantly. why would you think that would work?
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Left my house for the first time in 2 days after getting a chemical peel & instantly almost got t-boned by a fucking @edible Arrangements truck. Is this a metaphor for my life? #AskingForAFriend
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