my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

Don’t pre pad my panties

GIRL MATH is going shopping & being super excited to go home to see what you got even though you just saw it in the store

Your fiancé era is coming girlllll 🥹💍

My bd just be making up opps at this point he gone ask me who be around my kids, I lied and said Frank this ngga gone scream in my ear talm bout "FRANK!! FRANK HARRIS THE NGGA I HAD RUNNING UP THE STREET " bye cus now you blocked for another year

“do you remember” me:

These were so sturdy you could heel toe in these and be OK

The crowd went silent so a blind student could hear the sound cue and hit her free throw ❤️

When did you know she was a keeper???

The amount of times I quote “what’d he say fuck me for” throughout the day lmaoo

the only correct way to love me

i truly hate ppl like this. it feels disrespectful asf that i’m taking time out of my day to hang out w u n u wasting my time. so inconsiderate. LEARN HOW TO MANAGE UR TIME, YOU’RE AN ADULT.

“Your location is off” It’s okay, I know where I’m at

Bro that’s a crazy gift. He can’t leave her ever

One thing I love about my momma is that she act her age 😭😭

It’s timeeeee🎄🎅

It must suck being a man LMFAOOOOO

That’s how quickly you can fool a monster! 😂😂

You btches normalize getting cheated on so much , I need a ngga in love with me & ME ONLY! Fcking me & ME ONLY !!!!!!