Mrs Trellis
@MrsTrellis
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Gently slicing thin rashers of interval from the bacon of eternity. Human by default. Join a union.
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Joined June 2007
Not that anyone cares, but that’s me done with Twitter. I’m off 🖕🏻
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Yes please
I hope an asteroid hits Earth
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I don’t know who the fuck that is next to the Orange Nazi but it sure as hell ain’t Melania
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After 7 months of waiting, I finally had a text from the government Access to Work scheme saying I would have a call today between 12.30pm and 1pm. It is now 2.50pm, and there has been nothing. Not that my hopes were exactly high, mind…
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Train for two from Northants to Edinburgh and back: £760. Flights Luton-Edinburgh: £228. So why on earth would anyone in their right mind use the train?!
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I have a damn sight fewer trust issues with Starmer than I do with Archer
Do people have trust issues with the Prime Minister? @Jeffrey_Archer shares his views on the gifts row and has some advice for Keir Starmer #KayBurley SS
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“Here’s Brexit - I’m off” - David Cameron
It clearly doesn’t and cannot work. We must rejoin the European Union at any cost.
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What’s your record on trying to get a new chair from your employer? I’m currently at month 17.
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Nowhere near him, not aimed at him, nothing to do with him. But sure, let’s report it like it was an attempt 🤷🏼♀️
Donald Trump is safe after gunshots "in his vicinity", Republican candidate's campaign says
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I don’t have a cat, so a dog will have to do! But like Taylor Swift I’m all in for @KamalaHarris & @Tim_Walz ! #VoteBlue Double check your own voter registration and find local early voting dates here: https://t.co/HzH35dTifv
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Sex is great, but have you ever watched a qualified, experienced woman eviscerate an ignorant, unprepared sociopath for two hours?
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Trump paid Stormy $130K to spank him, Kamala did it tonight for free. 🤣
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"And then he said, 'They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the pets!'"
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A voice of my childhood 💔
Some sad news. My father (and @skeevyd ‘s), Brian Trueman, has died. 92 years of happy life. A career in television and radio that included Children's Hour, Clitheroe Kid, Scene at 6.30, Granada Reports, Brass Tacks, Screen Test…
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This hits home hard. Our last days with mum were only as easy as they were because dad was a doctor and was able to do stuff himself - but it put so much on him. We ended up calling an ambulance to do her final pain relief because no-one else would come.
Last weeks with mum lost trying to manage her pain
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I am on so many painkillers right now for a bad back. SO WHY IN THE FUCK DO I HAVE A HEADACHE?
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