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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Yea console is soooo hard 🤡🤡
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
no way… 7 years down the drain
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Uhhhh, spot the difference @Brawlhalla
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
pump after 45 minutes of edging to videos of grounded dlight nair on gauntlets
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@MrShmurv
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11 months
whoever stole my keyboard at bcx i hope you know there’s a tracker in it and you’re getting swatted
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Calling yourself a 2s player is the fancy way of saying you're bad
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Giving away 540 more mammoth coins!! Just like, follow, retweet, and comment why you want them! Good luck everyone, and enjoy :)
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Are there any pros that are genuinely nice people?
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
yes ladies i have a gaming setup
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
@ProBrawlhalla Uh oh, i hope they didnt realise i was on sandstorms account
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Here to help all the brawl players suffering from post game chat widthdrawl
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
one year self harm clean 🙏😎
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
submission for just dance 2023 americas got talent lmk
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
#newpfp i like this picture :)
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@brainslime_ plot twist, the guy having sex with girls a decade younger than him wanted them to lie about it 🙀
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
My goal is to get blocked on twitter by all the hypnotic members without ever actually talking to any of them. It’s like infinity stones but with virgins
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Also looking to commission a few emotes. Looking for a slime/blob with stubby arms and the face i use on my current profile pictures in a kinda twitch emote style if that makes any sense. Aiming for around 7 ish dollars per emote :)
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
Hey @RaynRaps i bet everyone would totally forgive you if you bought me the battle pass haha 🙏
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Just bought my first car, earned every penny myself. Proudest moment of my life
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
bro is not laughing anymore
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
The haters said it wouldn't happen :/
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
LF teammate heres a clip of some of my best 2s im the brynn
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@Brawlhalla we need more crossovers stop wasting time with this stupid gameplay shit and make walter white caspian
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
My guy @highBH_ just hooked me up
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Looking to commission a super simple logo, and some super simple emotes for a side project. Dm for info :)
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
The only real one of these and if you disagree you're wrong, but also tell me cuz maybe I was wrong 🫡
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Wtf im out here taking W's and not even realizing it
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
There are 3 inputs that everyone needs to learn when picking up brawlhalla. 1. Dashing 2. Gravity cancelling 3. Recognizing a fake lemurge room code
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Quitting Brawl (and discord and stuff), feel free to read if interested :) Read:
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@mikepapaswan It’s pronounced mux but you could also just call them mx bike then run out of the room making vroom noises
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
@lamppyyyy ur insecurity is showing 😭
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Omg i turned 17 today :)
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Day 23 without brawl: Had sex
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
What you're hard stuck 1900?? But thats impossible!! You beat diamonds in experimental all the time 🤩!! It must be all the sig spammers 🤬. If only you could get past 1900, you're clearly so much more talented than all those people.
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@Megdyyyy random number generator
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
I hate how toxic the brawl community is. Its so silly to me how people are going around calling other players shit, when chances are you're both in the top 0.05% of the game. It would be so much more fun if the brawl community was less shit talking, and more meeting new friends.
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@MathewHardy9 @WalshyBH Well if you would’ve gotten head, and you didn’t because of walshy, logically walshy has to give you head
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
My goats 🥲
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
All these shitty crossovers can we get a new chest?
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Looking to commission a chibi style server icon, of a distinguished gentlemen cat in a tuxedo, with a bowtie, monocle, and a top hat. DM here or on discord (Shmurv #0001 ) for details if you're an art person who does art things
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
some of you may remember @Fodakahn throwing shirts into the crowd at bcx. i am very proud to say i caught one of those shirts that foda touched with his own hands. i will sleeping in it every night and am never going to wash it again. i can still smell his foda greatness.
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
So if i show up to lan with a portable propane stove and start cooking up burgers for pr'd players how would you feel about that
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
brawlhalla mfs
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Im gonna need to work with an artist on a little project. If you do commissions and have any experience with OCs/chibi-ish style, dm me. Also do me a favor and mention in the dm that you arent a bot, cuz i dont feel like figuring out which accounts are fake people 😂
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
all these socially awkward brawl mfs in the same room gonna be the funniest shit i cannot wait for bcx
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Just 3 stocked my favorite pro player
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
how to make someone unfollow you tutorial pls
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
i’m 19 🧚‍♂️
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
Call me the graduate the way i graduated 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐😤😤😤
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
am i handsome @parisGPK
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
listen, twitter...
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
met a dev @G00ub
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2 years
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
Depressed bisexual girl starter pack
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
“next major i’m gonna pop off i’ve put in the work” “i lagged and played bad but next major is my time” rinse repeat lmfao
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
nah this the funniest shit ive ever seen @Angelib___ 😭😭
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Elo mustve gotten inflated as hell the past few seasons cuz theres no way some of these people have 2500 in their bio 😶‍🌫️
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@aflackxd you were relevant?
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
unfollowing a bunch of people cuz i’m tired of getting meta munchers on my tl, if i unfollow u and u want me to follow u again just reply here
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
who wants a metadev teros i found like 12 cards in a box in my room comment why you deserve it and maybe i’ll give u one. im talking pour your heart out, tell me about your dead parents. maybe you have an incurable disease? if u really want that sweet sweet metadev let’s hear it.
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Someone should sue bmg for marketing brawlhalla as a fighting game. It's a little bit deceptive considering all the gameplay is playing tag with Rayman players
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Hello me and @MisterSneeze are looking to commission a server banner and logo. So if you are an art person who does art things and art stuff we want your art doing art skills to do art for our banner and logo! Big bucks we will pay! Mhm yes! Dm if you are art man !
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
literally having the best summer of my life y’all i promise life is so much brighter outside the fucking monitor. Go outside, you always have good fps there
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
pls shut up about balance and recognize that an ever changing meta is part of what keeps the game fresh 🙏 u all have no hoes
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@transfers_BH this is the twitter version of the drama lunch table with all the kids nobody likes
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
I FINALLY GOT A CAT IM GONNA POST SO MANY CAT PICTURES
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
Brawlhalla editors after blurring the entire screen and playing royalty free youtube bass boost ultra beat 3000😻😻😻😻😍😍😳🫣🫣😋
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
i <3 gym gym <3 me
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
Looking for a long term teammate. Assuming you’re 2300+ i don’t care about elo. I’m just looking for someone who doesn’t make excuses. You weren’t lagging, the legend isn’t broken, we played bad. I want find someone who’s willing to learn from mistakes and use them to do better.
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
@Brawlhalla @KingLuffybh @jiroMcChucken Bring back post game chat so i can tell lance players they dont shower
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1 year
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
well well well lookie here
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@Skeldra
SiB | Skeldra
10 months
I freaking love greatsword so much. I can feel the greatsword coming inside of me.
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
road to being as handsome as @LimboVS
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
my girlfriend is so fucking cute and sweet and nice and amazing and hot and loyal and perfect and i love her so much omgomgomgomgomgomg
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
Can someone explain to me exactly why i couldn’t survive a plane crash by jumping off at the last second
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
new pfp #swag
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
i benched 235 today after being stuck at 205 for over 8 months 🧘
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
internet enthusiasts after using generic overlapping symptoms to self diagnose in order to have an excuse for being a weirdo
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
coming for u @nSigOfficial
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
my job got me a hotel for a night because i had to drive a few hours from where i lived, so I asked a girl to come on the drive with me. next day, after 13 hours of long exhausting work i finally found my way back to the hotel. Long story short I fell asleep mid suck.
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
#2 brawlhalla player just doesn’t have the same ring does it 😔🥰
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@cutiexdd RATIOOOOO
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
she said she loves me :)
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@MrShmurv
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4 years
Joined @TeamDireGG let's goo!! 😌🤩
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Day 2 of trying to teach myself GFX... I made some banners for some friends :) Lmk what critiques yall have!
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@lolwitty1 brawlhalla top player try to edate challenge (extreme difficulty)
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9 months
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
Sometimes people ask me what its like being the best brawlhalla player in the world.
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
Literally everyone is a top multiversus player it’s an alpha dumbass. stop boosting ur ego u still suck
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@MrShmurv
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10 months
god damn it man
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
my egirlfriend of 2 years broke up with me today because i accidentally used her name instead of calling her mommy this is actually it i’m ending it all #peaceandlove #wafflemakingtutorials
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@MrShmurv
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1 year
@Respawhn @joy_bh what’s the point of this tweet the move is supposed to be slow im sorry brawlhalla didn’t decide to randomly speed up the move so u could finish your last placement game for gold 3 god you’re so ass never tweet again never open the game again u greatsword shitter
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
@Imazukai bro plat is literally like top 10000 global ur a random money match me
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@MrShmurv
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2 years
@aflackxd i am shmurv.
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
@guhbon Who looked at your ip and was like "107.77.207.117"
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@MrShmurv
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7 months
@Saqilll u are not japanse
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@MrShmurv
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3 years
@Experiencedoa if you win winters ill ask out your crush on stream
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