water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

“noah got in his way”😂😂😂

hearing ppl perception of you is hilarious bc what makes you think that

coding tip: leave your phone in another room

I got on TikTok and I saw “ boycotting Africans businesses “ ??? 😭😭

the universe has a funny way of reminding you to focus on yourself 😭

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona, here we go! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Verbal agreement in principle between all parties involved with Barça planning for medical tests next days. Loan deal with buy option, details being finalised today then Man Utd will authorize his travel to Spain. ✈️

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

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Still my goat 🫡

Wait… 😭😭

I don’t argue anymore, if you fell asleep on friday and woke up monday ok i believe you.

protesting is cool

It's also okay to understand that some people won't be there anymore when you reappear

'𝓒𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝙌𝙐𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙔‼️ The men's 4x100m squad of M. Koroma, D. Sedlacek, G. Monday and J. Dos Santos advance to Saturday's final heat, clocking a season-best mark and the seventh-quickest time during Thursday's preliminary races (39.83). #OABAAB ||| #CompeteWithPurpose

Set the 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙀. It's MeetDay! 🏆: @NCAADII Outdoor Championships 🏟️: CSU Pueblo Thunderbowl 📍: Pueblo, CO ⏰: 12:30 PM (Field Events) ⏰: 4:40 PM (Running Events) 📊: https://t.co/5AdBbcWIjK #OABAAB ||| #CompeteWithPurpose

Good one today. Starting to find the rhythm again