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i'm a wild shot in the dark.
san diego
Joined August 2007
@official_ACE7 please make a modern version of @backstreetboys Everybody please and thank you
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Ok, so I know I do not come on here often at all anymore. BUT I have decided it’s 2020 and I’m gonna start sharing the random things I googled. Most recent: can you house train a pig?
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Holy hell. Now Genesis. Sorry @kimmierawks, I’m never leaving this Lyft. Enjoy @JuneShineCo1 without me. 😂😂
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And a follow up song of The Cure’s. “Love Song”. Make that a great day.
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You know it’s gonna be a good day when you get in your Lyft and “Caribbean Queen” is on.
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LADIES! Have you ever sneezed really hard, and it felt like your ovary exploded? Just me?
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Is it a requirement for all AirBnB listings to use a fisheye lens?
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I just muted any and all Bachelor/bachelorette content and now my timeline is short and to the point. Just as I like it.
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Sleepy. Hungover-ish. Lady time suffering. Please excuse my Extreme RBF for today. 😂
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Girl’s night is the best night: @kimmierawks I wish you were here.
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I wish twitter would send me an alert to look at it. When I do, I go crazy. So great, and I want to say all the things.
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Game of Thrones *is* Sleepaway Camp. Prove me wrong. @GRRMspeaking
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Things you hear while watching The Wizard of Oz with a 4 year old: “Is that the tornado?” (While pointing at Mrs. Gulch/ Toto/cellar door) “She’s not a witch! She’s a fairy! She doesn’t have a green face!” A squeal every time the horse changed color. #entertainment #wizardofoz
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I was at work for less than 20 minutes, when a patient’s family member came and thoroughly freaked me out. Stirring her coffee, asking weird questions, and making very creepy faces. How do I get out of here?
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Today, an asshole on the sidewalk threw his cigarette butt at me and then tried to deny it when I confronted him about it. What kind of person does this?
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The main reason I love dresses and skirts with pockets is because I can hide all the snacks from my kid.
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You guys. I need to redeem myself for most of my past tweets. Timehop has provided me with an embarrassing amount of previous posts with several typos. #mortified
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Best comment so far: “I have never seen so many denim jackets in one place!” #myfavoritemurder
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