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If sleep is for the weak Explain why I feel strongest in bed 😂

Saving money is easy. Unless I deserve to spend some. (I always do.)

Wise Monkey fam just hit 200M views on GIPHY 🙈 That’s 200M moments of “this GIF says exactly what I’m feeling.” Grateful beyond words. ❤️

They said “be realistic.” I said, “mentally I’m in a rooftop pool in Dubai stress didn’t make the guest list. 🙈

Overthinking upstairs, bananas downstairs. Balanced diet 🍌

Love went jumbo screen Lessons went IMAX 🙈

Who doesn't love confidence with zero evidence 😂 Iconic behavior

Live life like there's always a cameraman because the off-camera scenes decide the sequel 🙉

Someone had to do it 🙈

Quick reminder from my monkey brain: You’re a good vibe ❤️

“I’m fine” = I’ve accepted my destiny and doubled my output. 🙉

Therapist: And how do you relax?” Me: “I schedule it.” 😂

Left her on read because real ones eat their greens first, reply second. Order of operations 🍌

First days of 2026 be like:

Post-holiday workload: Massive My coffee this morning: also massive Equation balanced

Woke up in 2026 feeling 10/10 🎉 Wishing you a year full of little wins and big laughs

Legend says Capricorn monkeys dream in bullet points 🙉

Ho ho ho aka Santa’s way of laughing through Web2 inflation🙊

Christmas calories don’t count Wise Monkey ate the evidence 🍌

Waking up to find all your bags stashed in the spot account