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IT pushing another update to my thinkpad that is so overloaded with programs that it’s trying to become sentient so it can short circuit itself
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Claiming that you actually can’t get good sleeman honey brown outside of Guelph like it’s Guinness
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Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the trump pharma event
🚨 TRUMP PHARMA EVENT INTERRUPTED AFTER ATTENDEE FALLS DOWN
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You can just give out non alcoholic beers to trick or treaters it’s fine
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Those sauna hats are so drippy I might have to start wearing them to the damn club ‼️
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It’s always such an insane coincidence when Capex is exactly equal to depreciation, out of all the numbers that they could be
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Fixing multiple errors in the model only when you get new numbers in and blaming any discrepancies on that
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30 mins left in the case study AirPods dying after playing bad bunny for 5 straight hours, vape tasting like battery and about to make a change that will lead to me being called a retard during the presentation interview
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Always exciting when you see a new letter get added to the end of ebitda
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Meeting up with my boy to trade non material public information with each other
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Why dudes hate me Most dudes: “yoo maybe we can get some 1-2 drinks at a dive bar (so it’s cheap) just to catch a vibe. You pick the bar?” Me: “hey a deal that I’m on is blowing up rn so we’ll have to push this one out sorry about the late text how’s ur weekend looking”
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Intentionally leaving the wrong company’s name in the pitch disclaimer so that it seems we’re in high demand
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Spending 20s tabbing between every object in the slide instead of just using my mouse to get the right one
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Honestly I thought that I remembered this tweet being more similar to the comment about new loafers but it took my so long to find that I had to push through
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This is sort of like when you see your boy wearing new loafers he hasn’t broken in yet and he’s just visibly in pain the whole time
1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms
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Proposing an earnout solution to get a tough fantasy trade over the line
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Well done to all involved
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Below picking up my dry cleaning that they’re going to throw out soon
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When I see an Ontra lawyer send nda comments I throw replying to it to the very bottom of my to do list
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