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Help me survive two toddlers in my 40’s
montreal
Joined September 2009
If you're in your 40s and you sit on the floor to play with your children getting back up is sometimes not an option.
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Not that I’m envious or anything… but to the parents still on a hot, beautiful, sunny beach somewhere exotic, having the time of your lives -school started back last week. #bonnerentree
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I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but i just left the grocery store.
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12 days in & according to this weight loss app I can’t have carbs until November.
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It’s national kiss a 🫚ginger day, please form an orderly queue. Hey not all at once. 😚
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Sorry, but even if the person who salts 🧂the McDonald’s fries does the sidewalks, it won’t help if you’re wearing Crocs
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FB community page: Anyone else just see a middle-aged white male walking?
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Who says men can't multitask? I can shake your hand and forget your name at the same time.
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I don't care if you want to take things seriously just don't do it around me
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Alexa went a little too hard on the “take down the Christmas decorations”.
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Can’t believe Uber eats is open on New Year’s Eve. Don’t ask me how I know this.
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NYC already jamming! I said, as I laid on my sofa, watching TikTok live.
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One minute you’re young and free; the next you’re warning people if they text you 'Happy New Year' your phone will be on airplane mode.
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One minute you’re young and free; the next you’re telling people not to text you 'Happy New Year' because your phone will be on airplane mode.
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If 2025 was a yoga pose it would be called Downward $@&@%* Spiral.
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