Mech Medic
@MechMedic
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You’re fucking with the wrong women. The right women go batshit for a chic fil a lemonade.
My grandma said “keep $5 in your pocket just in case you see a cute girl and you can get her Iemonade” grandma these bxtches don’t want lemonade they want ChaneI bags 😩.
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Can we stop with these minimalistic logos?.
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Cheating should absolutely have legal and professional repercussions. Women say this shit so they can cheat without consequences.
My unpopular opinion is that even tho cheating is evil and unethical it should not have legal/professional repercussions.
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The Marine Corps has a history of doing this. There is even record of it happening in the Pacific Theater after a liberty ship sank off the coast of an island.
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The only acceptable option
I gave up regular TV for cable to get rid of annoying commercials. I gave up Cable for Dish to get rid of annoying commercials. I gave up Dish for streaming to get rid of - yikes - commercials. And now, OMG, I'm getting commercials on streaming. Help! What's next? 🤷♀️.
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My wife just called me out. “You won’t let yourself heat cat because your friends wouldn’t let you live it down, and neither would I”.
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I thought illegals weren’t allowed to receive medicaid benefits?. Get the fuck out of my country.
🚨 The sharing of Medicaid data -- including names, social security numbers, addresses, birth dates, ethnicity and race -- of ALL people enrolled in Medicaid should horrify every American. Yet, I see basically nothing on this extreme overreach. This new MOU -- which I have not.
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The funniest part of this is terminal online retards calling me a “woke leftist” because I dared to say a man should remain loyal to his wife regardless of what happens. Absolutely wild. Anyways, repent and believe the gospel.
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So this seems to have been popular. If you want to learn some medical skills I have a class coming up in September.
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Oh no, my faithful wife birthed my children and then got a massive set of knockers and plump rear end. The absolute horror!!!. Fucking nerds whining about the dumbest shit.
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TCCC is still open in September!.
Friend: I dont know how to address the medical issues in our future.
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They can’t find welders and other assorted shipbuilders because they fired all the experienced contractors and replaced them with nepotism union workers with no experience. Want to fix American manufacturing? We need to have several hard conversations.
Mike Rowe: “We’ve been telling kids for 15 years to learn to code.”. “Well, AI is coming for the coders.”. “It’s not coming for the welders, the plumbers, the steamfitters, the pipefitters, the HVAC, or the electricians.”. “In Aspen, I sat and listened to Larry Fink say we need
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September cannot come fast enough.
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Austrians have a history of putting out straight bangers.
>Glock 19 comes out in 1988.>become a standard.>used by SOF, Anti Terror, and police worldwide.>clones and derivatives release slowly usurping it.>most of them are not even close though.>get canned.>they go back the G19. In the end, Gaston always wins.
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There’s a quote for this.
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My son possesses the unique ability to climb on me in such a way that smashes my balls right into my appendix holster. Every time, without fail.
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